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arka nandy

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Oct 5, 2009, 3:44:54 AM10/5/09
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Enjoy the equations…..
  
Equation 1
 
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
 
Donkey = eat + sleep
  
Therefore:
  
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
  
Therefore:
  
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
  
In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
 
 ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
 

Equation 2
  
Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

Man-earn money = Donkey
 
In other words
 
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
 
 ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
 
Equation 3
 
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
 
Donkey = eat + sleep
 
Therefore:
 
Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey
 

In other words,
 
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
 
 ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
 
To Conclude:
 
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
 
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
 
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
 
So, We have:
 
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
 
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
 
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!


 
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