April 20, 2013 - 95th Birthday

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95th Birthday

"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young

people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, do fifty

sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you

want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay

up late, and I don't chase after women!"

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, "And

tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!"

"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"

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