Blah Blah Blah The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his

Last Minute Turkey It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man

Turkey Hunting Some people REALLY love Christmas. Me, I love Thanksgiving. Last year I had my chance

Old Sea Story There's an old sea story in the Navy about a ship's captain who inspected his

Successful Ice Fishing Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. One has been

Is This Seat Taken? When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the theater, he

Gallagher's Obituary Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the

God Will Provide A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother

Groaner: A Math Problem The problem: There's a box with a hole at each end, and there's a

The Envelope Please Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The

Concept is lost . . . When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my

The Perfect Church Design A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to

Famous Last Words Well, we're the next best thing to a bank. It's OK to format this disk. I

Perfect Pet A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do

Generous Giver A teenager was sitting in church, and when the collection plate was passed around, he

Children At The Dinner Party During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the

Three gifts Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they

Fire Hydrant Factory A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When

Stuffed pockets A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his

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The Gas Men Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out

Dead Horse The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says

When I was Your Age A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare

Always Be Prepared Seen on a marquee outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security

Get Your Own One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and

95th Birthday "Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every

Air Force Training Our patient in the hospital was a big, burly former officer. Just after surgery,

Academic Phrases and Meanings The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you

Two Bats Two vampire bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired

Pick a Hymn One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and