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Coffin wanted Can't pay my rent, I need a place to sleep. Would be ideal if its waterproof.

Requirements: A lazy bugger Your eyebrows are too close together Woman of child-bearing age (esp. if

Consider a job as a HOBO: Precinct Beverage Operative Salary: 10p for a cup of tea + carrier bags

Diary of a Cat DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Then he decided to

Strange interesting facts 1) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning

A man marries a deaf woman. He tells her they need a code for having sex. Pull on my member once for

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents

Option 1 "My lover and I can't come to the phone right now but if you'll leave your name

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a

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Question: How much a day do you make and what do you do? Answer: I make about $500 a day, my tools

' Elvis ' wanted for fun times, must be early elvis and not the fat or dead one. Will be paid

The best method to making 5k a month is to go and buy a little thin hacksaw blade, a strong rucksack

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A certain young man finally got a date with a young blonde that lived in his apartment complex. To

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine

A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "

Study each question carefully, then choose the answer that seems "most" correct (TRUE or

Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your