Here's the theme song for the upcoming JDATE book (yes, it's an original track)

[Jason Pargin]

This is an original track, dedicated to anyone who's horny for books. Made by Auralnauts for the upcoming novel in the John Dies at the End Series. I present to you: Books Are My Aesthetic (Theme from "If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe”):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-l86yak_6w

Get the song off iTunes: https://music.apple.com/us/album/books-are-my-aesthetic-theme-from-if-this-book-exists/1639348844
 

Pre-order the book, out in October 2022:

Amazon: https://amzn.to/3rfTaJd

B&N: https://bit.ly/BNJDatE4

Bookshop: https://bit.ly/BookShopJDatE4

Subscribe to Auralnauts: https://www.youtube.com/c/Auralnauts

I'm sure you have questions. "But Jason, novels don't have theme songs." They do now. "I want to steal this track for a TikTok post of me dancing proactively at my book stacks." Go ahead, it's in the TikTok music library, just search for it. Same with Instagram, it's a real song that exists. "Did you really hire a team of music producers to write, record and produce this track just because you thought it would be funny to have a sexy song about book collecting?" Yes. It took six months to make. We had to hire vocalists. I regret nothing. "The great authors of the past didn't have to do silly stuff like this to sell books!" Well I do, so...