If you want a SIGNED hardcover of the upcoming Zoey book, you need to order now

[Jason Pargin]

You only have a few weeks left to get a signed hardcover of the new book 'Zoey is Too Drunk for This Dystopia', they are only available via preorder at this link, they will ship anywhere: bit.ly/zoey3signed

These are sold at the normal retail price, as my signature likely decreases their value. That link will take you to a cool indie bookstore in Nashville, the book is out Oct 31 2023 but we typically have to cut off signed orders a little before that so there is time for me to come in and sign them and still get them shipped in some kind of timely manner. If the bitly doesn't work, here's the full URL:

https://www.parnassusbooks.net/thisdystopia

If you haven't been keeping up with the Zoey novels, the first two are free if you have Kindle Unlimited ('Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits' and 'Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick').

Thanks!!

-Jason