Miss Greta Green wants you to come!

[Joe Kovacs]

Have You been thinking, to You...

"Hey You, Whatever happened to live entertainment?" 

Well, think no further!

Entertainment is Alive and Kick'n It Hard at Fontana’s, where the Lower East Side and Chinatown collide. 

Some of NYC's best Variety, Musical and Burlesque performers now magically appear the 1st Monday of the month to pull it out, take it off, wrap it tight and will be given it to ya! 

 

You never know who you may find at...

Harlow's Hide-a-way 

Hosted by Honi Harlow

 

Monday March 1st
8pm
Fontana's
105 Eldridge st (between broom & grand)
in the basement
$10

 

Say you're a friend of Miss Greta Greens and get in for $15 

Pay only $5... by saying you're a friend of Joe Kovacs

 

Hidden-a-way and Starring this month at Harlow's are:

 

The Comic Styling's of Miss Greta Green...and the busy hands of Joe Kovacs

also

  *Amber Ray
  **Minni Tonk

  ***Calamity Chang
  ****Bunny Love
  *****Tigger
  ******Bella DaBalls
  *******Stanqi Sex and Just Justine
  ********Maddy Man & Lexi

FYI: These amazing 11 performers are working for a split of the cash made at the door. Yikes!

 

       So if you will, bust open your teeny tip pigs and fishout a five spot, or a wee stack of Sacagaweas,

       and come, give freely to that "MAGIC" that only "Your Greta" can freely give to you.

       And so what, if she's only doing one number... plus her hint at humor.

       It's sure to be an, All Singing, All Dancing, Laugh Out Loud, Drunken, Fake Fur and Foam Whore FunFest!

Please, COME...

 

Miss Greta Green would like to add:

"I have loved and missed each and every one of you so very, very deeply, even if it was for just a brief moment and in an oddly repulsive and unimaginable way. 

So please, My Little Puppets, if you may... Come-a-way and Hide-A-Way with Me (and what's his face) this night. We will Live and Love and Laugh...

and DRINK!!!