No Bingo Tonight :(
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Joe Kovacs
Jun 27, 2008, 3:19:48 PM6/27/08
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( sung to the tune of "Comedy Tonight" in the style of Miss Greta Green)
No Drag Queen Puppet,
There to Yell "Cut It!"
View Bar said,
"Greta take Bingo off, tonight"
No Fun for Drinking,
No Bathroom Stinking,
No Tipping Hot Hog Hole,
At Bingo Tonight!
So she'll stay in, Drinking alone.
Cable's turned off and so's her home phone.
She got no money,
She don't feel funny,
She got no credit for a loan!
No laughter or ovation
means, Sadness and starvation.
Criag's list reads..
"Puppet $eek$ $ome Fun""
...but no Bingo, at View bar, Tonight!
xo,
Miss Greta Green and the rest
No Drag Queen Puppet,
There to Yell "Cut It!"
View Bar said,
"Greta take Bingo off, tonight"
No Fun for Drinking,
No Bathroom Stinking,
No Tipping Hot Hog Hole,
At Bingo Tonight!
So she'll stay in, Drinking alone.
Cable's turned off and so's her home phone.
She got no money,
She don't feel funny,
She got no credit for a loan!
No laughter or ovation
means, Sadness and starvation.
Criag's list reads..
"Puppet $eek$ $ome Fun""
...but no Bingo, at View bar, Tonight!
xo,
Miss Greta Green and the rest
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