Tonight @ Vlada! Beneifit Bingo Show DQPBingo

[Joe Kovacs]

Mourning Becomes... A PUPPET??
 
One Very Special Way to Celebrate One Very Special Life
A Funereal Fundraiser, In Loving Memory of
Christopher Salisbury 
 
 Miss Greta Green & Joe Kovacs
 

Starring together as
 "Drag Queen Puppet Bingo!"
'The show, that plays like a drunken game!'
 
Tonight
Tuesday Sept 22, 2009
7pm to 10pm
upstairs @  Vlada 331 west 51st street NYC
 
What do you get, when you cross a Puppet Drag Queen, A Kind Crazy Creative Mind, Ice,
A Disorganized Game Plan, Flesh Fishnets, 75 Tumbling Balls, Nice Legs, Gobs of Green Fake Fur, A Yo Yo, A Ho Ho, A Bottle Rum, Two Long Green Satin Gloves, A Rubber Nun, More Than Two Hands, One Pair of Shiny High Heels, Rice Cakes, A Pointy Hat,  A Bunch of Bendy Straws, Way Too Many Knives, Dozens of Yards of Sequin Lame,  Random Fruit Garnish, Zillions Feathers, A Cape and One Hard Working Fan?
 
Well... we're not quite sure, BUT,
we'll let you yell things at it for two hours for only a buck a bingo card!
 
*larger dollar amounts gladly accepted*
 
We are prepared to get down on our knees...  beg a bit... whatever it takes.

Living in New York Ain't Easy!
Dying in New York ain't Cheap!
Yet Your Hostess is Both! ... and DRUNK!
 
Now Please, give till it hurts or before it hurts you!
and.... DRINK!