DQPBingo: Staying within the lines!

[Joe Kovacs]

The Ink is Black, The Page is White,
The Hostess is Drunk!

Have you ever been Mellow? Did they call ya Mellow Yellow?
Were ya Sixteen and Easy and Pretty in Pink?
Did ya go Black and then ya went Back? No? No? No?
Look'n Around were the Leaves Brown and the Sky a Hazy Shade of Winter?
Is pretending all you do? Painting the town Red to hide a heart that's Blue?
What'll I do when you are far away, Am I Blue?
What'll I Do? Find someone new?
Say it isn't true!  But, Don't it make my Brown eyes Blue!

* Tonight * 
Friday, April 11, 2008

Grab your mighty Fan Brush and Stoke it on down to

Drag Queen Puppet Bingo's
"COLOR ME BINGO"

(In Honor of the Birth of our Joe Paints)

Starring:  Drunken Drag Queen Puppet Hostess

Miss Greta( It's Not Easy Being )Green

    along with  
               Joe ( I only want to see you Laughing in the Purple Rain ) Kovacs
    and
                DJ Tweaky ( Black Velveteen Simple and ) Clean

7:30...well... 8:00 ish until 10:30 ish

*Bingo is Always Free*

@ View Bar
232 Eighth Avenue
New York, New York 10011
212.929.2243
 

  DQPB is proud to present, sucked straight from the annals of
our very own wily-witted wordsmith Miss Greta Green:
 "Painting with Words of Color"

As a She, once Bopped to me, Miss Greta Green... like She do:
" I see your true colors shining through.
  I see your true colors and that's why I love you.
  So don't be afraid to let them show.
  Your true colors, your true colors are beautiful like a rainbow.
  A Big Gay Ass Butt Fuck'n Rainbow ... but a rainbow nonetheless."

Or these inspirational musings...
Jamon'd unto I, Miss Greta Green, amidst a mind numbing thick Purple Haze,
by Rastafarian Rapper Kardinal Offishall:
 
Jamaica have colors, colors, colors, colors, colors
The sky's blue, the money's green, the weed is purple.
The ice is white, you try me I'm a have to hurt you.
Dem green wid envy when mi roll mi purple skunk.
Inna di black beamer, white leather, gold inna di trunk.
Tell yuh friends hasta la vista,
Pebbles big like eggs from easter.
What we deal with pure as snow,
And it will freeze yuh face pussyhole yuh betta know
POM, POM!!!

And... Drink, Dammit!
Drink in the Fun! 


Just think'n to me... do them that paint, prefer their Umber Raw or Burnt?   ... a... Wheat Toast! 


Wow.. this e-mail blast is a MESS!


If you were brave enough to make it this far down let Greta know, cause you deserve an extra special prize