CIRQUE DU FREAKS: THE VAMPIRE'S ASSISTANT

[chewy]

2009-2 idiot teenagers darren and steve sneak out to the freak show
that just his town. they find it it's all real and a vampire is in
management.
shit happens.
in order to save steve's life darren agrees to become the vamp's half-
vampire assistant.
he becomes involved in a war between the vampires and the vampanese.
based on books i know nothing about and this movie did nothing to stir
my interest.
bad acting. bad dialogue. i think they tried to be a bit cute and
humorous. they were not. bad, bad, ...
1 chew out of 5-only because i somehow managed to watch the entire
movie.

CHEWY -
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but
you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

[ThomasBauduret]

Books that started as one not especially interesting nor new ideaŠ which was
churned a gazillion times, telling the same story over and over again as
long as it rakes up the doughŠ

Thomas

[tyger]

thanks for watching so I don't have to. I think I DVR'd this....