FW: good ones
Richa Chauhan
-----Original Message-----
From: Deepa Gupta
Sent: Thursday, November 23, 2006 10:38 AM
Subject: FW:
I am getting married next week.
There will be a small party
and only a few people will be invited.
Don't bring any gifts.
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
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Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind
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Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : That's YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME
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I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST
& the most beautiful person on the earth, but then I thought.........
SUICIDE is a crime.
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I Look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful...
I look at you... I... I...I'd rather
look at the moon again...
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CHI CHANG CHEN
LAINGHUANG THEIN
CHI KWA SIAU-CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ
THAZ HAO OEI SIEN-SHENG
Popat ! Agar samaj nahi aa raha ho
to padh kyon rahe ho....?
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Why do we drink water ?
Because we cannot eat it.
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Which letters R* cute* ?
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M
N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Ans.: Don't tell any 1 ok?
its 'U' and 'I'
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio
with a sports car around it.
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Zindagi mein teen chijen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
1) PAISA,
2) MAUT
AUR ......
........AUR
3) MERA MAIL
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
kuch nahi bas tumhari shakal yaad aa gayi !
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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The more you study. The more you know.
The more you know. The more you forget.
The more you forget. The less you know.
So why study?
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