A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as they are. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just couldn't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor, and asks his favourite student to answer.
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student. "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither logical nor legal !!"
Professor faints !! :) :) :)
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It was a buffet............I think that was the reason:);)
Sent from my iPadShahbaash meri soni!! Eat away from my side too !! :) am proud of u..
:)Sent from BlackBerry® on AirtelFrom: Sonia <sonia...@yahoo.com>Sender: jhakaa...@googlegroups.comDate: Sun, 21 Jul 2013 22:13:52 -0500To: Manoj Nandakumar<nandakum...@gmail.com>Cc: P Satish<satishpe...@gmail.com>; surya ramachandran<srna...@gmail.com>; Sudha Menon<sudh...@gmail.com>; g. ramdel<g.ra...@gmail.com>; jhakaa...@googlegroups.com<jhakaa...@googlegroups.com>Subject: Re: {Jhakaasgroup} DSGood one:);)I ended up eating a lot in the afternoon........having some healthy stuff now:)
Rams,DS main busy......but don't forget to send those silly jokes in between.....we'r used to it.
Sent from my iPad--Thakur : e rakhi humka baandh de ..
Ramlal : nahin saab nahin ..
Thakur : E Rakhi humka BAANdH de :
Ramlal : haaaaaahaaaaa
On 22 Jul 2013 08:30, "Sonia" <sonia...@yahoo.com> wrote:--Thanks for the idea Mannu....luckily mil gaya.Sur,I'll be sending the e-rakhis (with tikka and thali), do contact me if u want to send one:):)
Sent from my iPadSonia, bareily ki bazaar mein dhoondho..
Surya, munnar mein baandh dena bhaiyon ko ..On 21 Jul 2013 23:16, "surya ramachandran" <srna...@gmail.com> wrote:All boys interested in a rakhi from me can send a msg ....e rakhi manoj sponsor karega :) ;)
On Jul 21, 2013 10:27 PM, "Manoj Nandakumar" <nandakum...@gmail.com> wrote:Haan .. molaga podi with paratha .. wow what a combination. . Arey sonia tumhe tho ek cuisine consultant hona chahiye ;)
21 august is rakhi.. girls can send guys e rakhi..
On 21 Jul 2013 22:11, "Sonia" <sonia...@yahoo.com> wrote:----Podi means that res chutney naaaHeyyyyyyyyy when is rakhi festivla,pls update here
Sent from my iPadYou mean putting the leftover decoction podi in paratha?
On 21 Jul 2013 21:55, "G Ramesh" <g.ra...@gmail.com> wrote:--Best is paratha with leftover coffee!!!;);)
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On 21 Jul 2013 21:19, "Manoj Nandakumar" <nandakum...@gmail.com> wrote:Satish, visited habanero at indiranagar today. Good lunch.
Sonia, try making dal makhani paratha with dal makhani leftovers .. amazing. Do u know recipe for dal dhokli..
Sometimes I think the toughest job is that of a chef who makes great food.
On 21 Jul 2013 21:00, <sudh...@gmail.com> wrote:I agree with DS, and S.. :-)--Sent from BlackBerry® on AirtelFrom: "Satish" <satishpe...@gmail.com>Sender: jhakaa...@googlegroups.comDate: Sun, 21 Jul 2013 15:29:49 +0000ReplyTo: satishpe...@gmail.comSubject: Re: {Jhakaasgroup} DS
Jai Ho DS............!
And I agree with Ram Charan!Regds
SatishFrom: sudh...@gmail.comSender: jhakaa...@googlegroups.comDate: Sun, 21 Jul 2013 14:07:45 +0000To: G Ramesh<g.ra...@gmail.com>; Sonia<sonia...@yahoo.com>ReplyTo: sudh...@gmail.comSubject: Re: {Jhakaasgroup} DSHariyaaaaaaaaaaa!!
;)Sent from BlackBerry® on AirtelFrom: G Ramesh <g.ra...@gmail.com>Date: Sat, 20 Jul 2013 22:34:34 +0530To: Sonia<sonia...@yahoo.com>Subject: Re: {Jhakaasgroup} DSKhamosh! ;)
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G.Ramesh
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On 20 Jul 2013 22:29, "Sonia" <sonia...@yahoo.com> wrote:--Don't worry,will reply later:):)
Sent from my iPadOkay jaan !! :)Sent from BlackBerry® on AirtelFrom: Sonia <sonia...@yahoo.com>Sender: jhakaa...@googlegroups.comDate: Sat, 20 Jul 2013 11:47:16 -0500To: Sudha Menon<sudh...@gmail.com>Subject: Re: {Jhakaasgroup} DSSo many mails and comments,baad main padooni
Sent from my iPad--Satish,--yeh big bang kya hai????:))
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Biwi :
Ek Dum Khush Hoke:
Kya Baat Hai Jee......Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja Rahe Ho???"
Husband :
Kuchh Nahi Pagli..........Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild Life Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar hai...... 😛
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A simple question to famous hariyaaaaaa : what is legally logical, logically legal and illegal and illogical ?
Whatever is legally logical will also be practcally rational and whatever is rationally illogical will be practically and logically illogical and whatever is logically illegal will be practically immoral and whatever is illegally logical will be practically rational at times!!!!
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G.Ramesh
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Man with a gun goes to bank & demands money ..
Once he is given money, he turns to a customer & asks, 'Did you see me rob bank?
Man : 'Yes, I did'.
Robber shoots him in the head.
He turns to a couple & asks d man 'Did you see me rob d bank?'
Man says 'No sir, but my wife did...
When Opportunity comes ur way, UTILISE IT..!!;)
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G.Ramesh
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Rams, banker ne bhi tho dekha hoga ..
Oye thand rakh yaara ..
Hain !!!!