Pastoral letter #160

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With a rather poor memory now and about a third of my math skills
completely forgotten, I scored in the 99th percentile on a practice
A.C.T. college entrance examination back in April, 2010.

Anybody can have sex, but it takes a prince or a princess - a
Christian - to make love, especially out of nothing at all. Houses and
wealth come from parents but a prudent spouse is only from the Lord
Jesus Christ.

Life is a game, it's the Almighty's, it is one of vengence, wrath, and
holy retribution, and the Bible is the only book that contains its
rules. They that hate wisdom love death and this is wisdom: Obey the
latter to the letter!

God, the creator, pre-exists time. As such it is always important to
respect elders. Notwithstanding this it is only the babies that matter
both because they are the least in the Kingdom of God and because they
are the future. The only advice you have to give them is to never take
advice from someone that isn't at least as smart or smarter than
themselves.

In eighty years or perhaps a lot sooner it will be obvious why I am a
Christian and what obviously must be true about one of us.

Sincerely,


Thomas Francis Adams
aka
Saint Thomas the Divine
aka
The Ancient of Days
Angel of Jesus
Knight of Columbus
Cornell '83