Re:

[Dibyajyoti Nag]

On 12/16/11, Shampa and Sujit Chakraborty <shamp...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Ajab desh ki gajab kahani !!
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> 1. We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is
> free .
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> 2. Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.
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> 3. Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
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> 4. Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those
> with 90% get out because of merit.
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> 5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the
> money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we
> are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day.
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> 6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables,
> that we eat, are sold on the footpath.
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> 7. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to
> be famous.
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> 8. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while
> public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.
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> 9. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash
> liquids with real lemon.
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> Think about it!
> If you cross the The North Korean border illegally, you get ..... 12 years
> hard labour in an isolated prison .....
> If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get ..... detained
> indefinitely .....
> If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get ..... shot ......
> If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get ...... jailed
> ......
> If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get ..... kidnapped and may
> be never heard of - again ....
> If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you get ..... branded as a spy
> and your fate sealed ......
> If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get ..... thrown into a
> political prison to rot .....
> If you cross the British border illegally, you get ..... arrested,
> prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence .....
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> Now ....
> if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get .....
> 1. A ration card
> 2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! )
> 3. A driver's license
> 4. A voter identity card
> 5. Credit cards
> 6. A Haj subsidy
> 7. Job reservation
> 8. Special privileges for minorities
> 9. Government housing on subsidized rent
> 10. Loan to buy a house
> 11. Free education
> 12. Free health care
> 13. A lobbyist in New Delhi , with a bunch of media morons and a bigger
> bunch of human rights activists promoting
> your cause
> 14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in
> your own country !
> 15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will
> promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes !!!
> 16. and right to fight election for MLA or MP
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> Hats off ..... to ......
> A. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians
> B. The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force
> C. The silly pseudo-secularists in India , who promote traitors staying here
> D. The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system. That's why people
> like Afzal Guru are still alive, same will happen with Kasab.
> E. WE self centered Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the dangers
> to our own country.
> F. The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that
> terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era, when
> human beings were human beings.
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> THE MINIMUM U CAN DO IS FORWARD THIS TO ALL - INCREDIBLE INDIANS!
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