Chuck Norris is a Java developer
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your jobs :-)
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Christian Catchpole
"without warning".
Chucks Norris's code doesn't accept input. It knows what to do.
Chucks Norris's code doesn't have the option to Quit.
Chucks Norris's JVM doesn't collect garbage, it takes out the trash.
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Chuck Norris uses a method called Thread.explode();
Chuck Norris's JARs only contain whup-ass.
Chuck Norris applications don't run on "a" Sun, they run on "the" Sun.
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Graham Allan
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Robert Casto
Chuck Norris's compiler does generate warnings. But only once.
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Chuck Norris codes in unary.
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Chuck Norris uses punch cards
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> Chuck Norris codes in unary.
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Chuck Norris first and only command was kill -9
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Casper Bang
bin/bash!
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opinali
Chuck Norris doesn't "try"; he always succeeds.
The only method Chuck Norris likes to invoke is finalize().
You don't inject dependencies on the ChuckNorris object - it doesn't
need any help.
GC tip: after System.roundHouseKick(), the System.gc() call frees the
entire heap.
It's not true that Java timing APIs don't honor nanosecond parameters.
They do - for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can use "java -d64...", in Windows 3.0.
Chuck Norris doesn't use the HotSpot Server. He uses HotSpot Master.
The BileBlog once criticized Chuck Norris, who demonstrated his
sportsmanship with a... handshake. Now you know why Hani can't blog
anymore.
No language is strongly-typed enough for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't bother with generics; Java won't dare to issue
warnings or ClassCastExceptions.
Chuck Norris doesn't map, he just reduces you - straight to hell.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to call UndoableEdit's die() method. He just
stares it down.
java.util.jar/zip supports files >4Gb, for Chuck Norris. Even in FAT16
volumes.
Connection pools always return - immediately - whatever number of
connections Chuck Norris wants.
A+
Osvaldo
Christian Catchpole
Phil
to intercept it at your peril!
A Chuck Norris keyboard has just one key. The debate is still ongoing
as to whether it's label is 'kill' or 'JFDI'
A Chuck Norris phone has no buttons. When He picks it up, it
automatically connects him to the person he wants to speak to... Even
if they don't have a phone...
Extreme Programming with Chuck Norris: I'd like to tell you more, but
i've not found a survivor yet.
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wrote:
Graham Allan
two computers, they just huddled together in fear.