[Humor] Pan-Computer-Programming-Language Conference (FAPLEPCPLC)

[Ivan Fontes Garcia]

The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Ever Need To
Read (Hopefully)

Moderator: Greetings, and welcome to the First-And-Possibly-Last-Ever
Pan-Computer-Programming-Language Conference (FAPLEPCPLC). I am joined
on stage tonight by many distinguished, high-profile computer
programming languages. Each is highly regarded by its devotees, and I
for one look forward to hearing what each has to say.

Ruby (grabbing the microphone): Um so yeah I'd just like to kick this
bad boy off by saying that THE REST OF YOU SUCK A**!!! Yeah, I said
it! The A-word! A**! Oh yeah! Boom, baby! Woo! Ruby FTW!

Java (rolling its eyes): Oh, real mature. I, on the other hand, would
like to state that I have important work to get done in the
Enterprise, so let's not waste everyone's time. I suggest we proceed
using the Computer Programming Languages Discussion Pattern as
implemented in JSR-6942, the Java(tm) Absolutely Void-of-Acronyms Talking
About Languages at Konferences (JAVATALK(tm) which by the way is not an
acronym for anything) specification.

Keep reading: http://davidrupp.blogspot.com/2007/10/last-language-war-language-trolling.html


See also:
Trolling with Java Web Frameworks
http://www.jroller.com/javelotinfo/entry/trolling_with_java_web_frameworks