wheres jesus

[chucklebuns]

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was
concerned that his students might be a little
confused about Jesus Christ because of the
Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He
wanted to make sure they understood that the
birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his
class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted
out, "I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the
teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher
was completely at a loss for a few very long
seconds.

Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little
Johnny how he knew this.

Little Johnny said, "Well... every morning, my
father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and
yells, "Good Lord, are you still in

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