its one of our friends

[chucklebuns]

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when
the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends,
and for stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends,
and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The
boy ate his plain toast(no honey or butter.)

Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother
stomped it .

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell
her or should I?"

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