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chucklebuns
Jul 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/30/00
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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something
exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the
little kids to give their reports, the teacher called on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes
could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the
little kids to give their reports, the teacher called on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes
could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of
chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat down.
Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his
report on something exciting, so she finally asked him just what that
was.
"It's a period," reported Johnnie.
"Well, I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a
period?"
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next
door shot himself."
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