paint your porch
chucklebuns
well-to-do neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to
do when she approaches this one house. She goes
up to the house, rings the bell and the owner
comes to the door. He asks the lady what he can
do for her. The lady tells him of her situation,
that she is down on her luck and wants to know
if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The
man thinks about it for a
second and then remembers that he has been wanting
his porch painted. He asks the woman if she paints?
The women says, "Sure anything." The man replies,
"Well, I have been wanting my porch painted, how
much would you charge?"
Responding quickly, "I don't know, say $50 bucks."
To the man's delight, "Sounds good. Go ahead and
get started." He closes the door and walks back
inside. His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?"
He tells her of the women and her situation and
then told his wife that the women agreed to paint
the porch for $50 bucks. The astonished wife
says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full
length of our house and then some. It will be at
least a few hours job. You really should pay her
more." He responds, "But that's all she said she
wanted."
10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door.
The man answers the door and the women is there
and she says, "That she's done." With a surprised
look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're
already done painting the entire porch."...
.... "Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's
a Ferrari."
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