test results

[chucklebuns]

Mrs. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect her husband's test
results.

Receptionist: "I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but there has been a bit of a mix-up
and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your husband to the
lab, the samples from another Mr. Smith were sent as well and we are now
uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, that's either bad or
terrible."

Mrs. Smith: "What do you mean?"

Receptionist: "Well, one Mr. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's
disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your husband's."

Mrs. Smith: "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"

Receptionist: "The doctor recommends that you drop your husband off in the
middle of town and if he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

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