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Jul 29, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/29/00
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An elderly woman walked into a doctor's office and told the doctor that she
and her husband had not been intimate in years. She said that her husband
seemed to have a lack of desire.

After listening to the woman for a while, the doctor said, "I have just the
thing. Have your husband take two of these pills right before dinner....

The next morning, the woman stormed into the doctor's office and exclaimed,
"You have to change my husband's prescription!! It is much too strong!! I
gave him the pills before dinner, just like you told me, and halfway through
dinner they took effect. He got a wild look in his eyes, then pulled the
tablecloth off the table; breaking all of
the dishes!! Then he threw me onto the table, and we made love right
there!!"

"I feel awful," said the doctor. "Let me at least pay for all of the broken
dishes."

"Don't worry about it," replied the woman, "We just won't eat at that
restaurant any more

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