sister ann

[chucklebuns]

"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" Inquired Father
Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging
stomach.

"Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little gas."

A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her
habit barely fit across her belly. "Oh, just a bit of gas," said Sister
Ann, blushing a bit.

On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed
Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest observed, "Cute
little fart!"

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