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Why Shinji want to kill Asuka in EOE ?

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Richard

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Jul 26, 2001, 4:15:54 AM7/26/01
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Why Shinji want to kill Asuka in EOE ?
Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?


Olivier Hagué

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Jul 26, 2001, 5:58:51 AM7/26/01
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On Thu, 26 Jul 2001 20:15:54 +1200, "Richard" <happ...@netscape.net>
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>Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?

... -_-;

Aetherfukz

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Jul 26, 2001, 9:15:31 AM7/26/01
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"Richard" <happ...@netscape.net> wrote in message news:<uoQ77.138$rc.1...@news.xtra.co.nz>...

> Why Shinji want to kill Asuka in EOE ?

<EoE spoiler warning>

He doesn't want to kill her, my personal thought on this is that he
sees Asuka lying beneath him, not moving, so he thinks she's dead and
sits upon her, strangling. When he realises she's alive (by touching
his face) he begins to
cry, and stops choking her. So probably he strangles her because he
thinks she's dead (...said that before) and try to do something - just
he doesn't know what he should do so this is his reaction.

</EoE spoiler warning>

> Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?

Well... Richard, what's your age?

- Aetherfukz

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Master of All

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Jul 26, 2001, 9:28:18 AM7/26/01
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On Thu, 26 Jul 2001, Richard wrote:

> Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?

Um... He was... crying. YEA! That's it... U_U..o

-Czar Zack

Moon Fairy Diana

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Jul 26, 2001, 11:54:09 AM7/26/01
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"Richard" <happ...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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> Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?

Aww~~! u'r so innocent


Disaster

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Jul 26, 2001, 1:35:18 PM7/26/01
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"Olivier Hagué" <o_h...@noos.fr.pasdespameuuuuh.invalid> wrote in message
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........ O_o;;;;;;;
How do you answer something like that delicately?
--
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Disaster
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Disaster

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Jul 26, 2001, 1:37:55 PM7/26/01
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"Richard" <happ...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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> Why Shinji want to kill Asuka in EOE ?

Emotional truama is the best answer so far I think. Might be more in the
FAQ!

> Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?

He masturbated! You know what happens when guys do that right?

BigRed

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Jul 26, 2001, 12:51:22 PM7/26/01
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"Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
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> "Richard" <happ...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:uoQ77.138$rc.1...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > Why Shinji want to kill Asuka in EOE ?
>
> Emotional truama is the best answer so far I think. Might be more in the
> FAQ!
>
> > Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?
>
> He masturbated! You know what happens when guys do that right?
> --
Well. at least you were tactful about it. I haven't seen the movie yet,
but from what I have heard and read. I would say that he was trying to get
some kind of reaction from her (If anything could get asuka to react then
that would.-_-"). I hope he didn't do a "Silence of the lamb's" to her >_<.

BigRed


Watchman

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Jul 27, 2001, 12:34:38 AM7/27/01
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Disaster wrote:
>
> "Olivier Hagué" <o_h...@noos.fr.pasdespameuuuuh.invalid> wrote in message
> news:3b5fe9d2...@news.noos.fr...
> > On Thu, 26 Jul 2001 20:15:54 +1200, "Richard" <happ...@netscape.net>
> > wrote:
> > >Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?
> >
> > ... -_-;
>
> ........ O_o;;;;;;;
> How do you answer something like that delicately?
> --

Tactfully point out that there was no water present?

--
'Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really know what's going on'

bler

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Jul 27, 2001, 2:40:30 AM7/27/01
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Watchman wrote:

> Tactfully point out that there was no water present?

There was a bathroom nearby wasn't there?

Joe K.

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Jul 27, 2001, 7:32:54 AM7/27/01
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Holy crap after reading this post I couldn't stop laughing


Metal Gear-X

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Jul 27, 2001, 1:08:36 PM7/27/01
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"Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
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> "Richard" <happ...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:uoQ77.138$rc.1...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > Why Shinji want to kill Asuka in EOE ?
>
> Emotional truama is the best answer so far I think. Might be more in the
> FAQ!
>
> > Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?
>
> He masturbated! You know what happens when guys do that right?

Lethal japanese death creating ninjas come out with evas and blow up stuff?

--
Ricardo K
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Watchman

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Jul 28, 2001, 11:16:22 AM7/28/01
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Beats me, I haven't seen it.

Watchman

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Jul 28, 2001, 11:17:38 AM7/28/01
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Something like that, yes. :p

Locke

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Jul 29, 2001, 7:55:22 AM7/29/01
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"Richard" <happ...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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> Why Shinji want to kill Asuka in EOE ?
> Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?
>
>
lets see if we can make this the groups longest joke posts. we need 392
replies to get there.


Tox

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Jul 29, 2001, 12:22:49 PM7/29/01
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> "Richard" <happ...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:uoQ77.138$rc.1...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?
> >
This must have been posted to the wrong newsgroup.
Obviously a Double Jeopardy question

And the answer is:
Spermatazoa


Fake Name

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Jul 29, 2001, 3:03:28 PM7/29/01
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shinji had something to unload.

Vaughn L.Porter

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Jul 29, 2001, 9:36:37 PM7/29/01
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Locke <loc...@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
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Ok, I'm game.

1) Auska pushed Shinji too far during 3rd Impact. He was
retaliating.

2) Hm....It was his way of showing Auska he likes her more than
Rei?


Vaughn L.Porter
Seeking to achive EVA enlightenment

Disaster

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Jul 29, 2001, 11:33:19 PM7/29/01
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> > Tactfully point out that there was no water present?
>
> There was a bathroom nearby wasn't there?

But was the plumbing working?

Disaster

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Jul 29, 2001, 11:38:58 PM7/29/01
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> > > Why Shinji want to kill Asuka in EOE ?
> >
> > Emotional truama is the best answer so far I think. Might be more in the
> > FAQ!
> >
> > > Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?
> >
> > He masturbated! You know what happens when guys do that right?
>
> Well. at least you were tactful about it. I haven't seen the movie yet,
> but from what I have heard and read. I would say that he was trying to get
> some kind of reaction from her (If anything could get asuka to react then
> that would.-_-"). I hope he didn't do a "Silence of the lamb's" to her
>_<.

Yeah that was probably some part of it! That was not the question though!
*EVIL GRIN*

I never saw Silence of the lamb's, what's the reference yer making there?

Disaster

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Jul 29, 2001, 11:36:53 PM7/29/01
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> > > >Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?
> > >
> > > ... -_-;
> >
> > ........ O_o;;;;;;;
> > How do you answer something like that delicately?
>
> Tactfully point out that there was no water present?

*Chuckles*
Indeed? What would I ever do without you Watchman? :P~~~~~

Besides, there was water present, at least technically!

bler

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Jul 30, 2001, 1:32:04 AM7/30/01
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Disaster wrote:

> But was the plumbing working?

Which plumbing would you be referring to..

Disaster

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Jul 30, 2001, 3:03:49 AM7/30/01
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> > But was the plumbing working?
>
> Which plumbing would you be referring to..

Which has not been proven to work? :P

52\Kyle

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Jul 30, 2001, 3:24:00 AM7/30/01
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welll...when a man loves a woman very much, but she is in a comatose
state and can't express his love properly....hrrmmmm

oh, and "a woman is a delicate flower yadayadayada..."

52\Kyle

52\Kyle

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Jul 30, 2001, 3:24:40 AM7/30/01
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mwhahahahahah

i think i got that ^_^;;;

52\Kyle

BigRed

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Jul 30, 2001, 8:59:02 AM7/30/01
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"Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
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> >
> > Well. at least you were tactful about it. I haven't seen the movie
yet,
> > but from what I have heard and read. I would say that he was trying to
get
> > some kind of reaction from her (If anything could get asuka to react
then
> > that would.-_-"). I hope he didn't do a "Silence of the lamb's" to her
> >_<.
>
> Yeah that was probably some part of it! That was not the question though!
> *EVIL GRIN*
>
I never saw Silence of the lamb's, what's the reference yer making there?

In Silence of the Lamb's. the first time Jody Foster visits Hannibal is in a
prison for the criminally insane. One of the other convicts uh, takes a
liking to her and shows his affection by uh, splattering you know what all
over her face. The first time I saw it I couldn't believe that the were
allowed to show you know what on film.

BigRed

BigRed

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Jul 30, 2001, 9:20:00 AM7/30/01
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"Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote in message
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how about some eva themed euphemisms.

he was trying to start the third impact early.

he was polishing the lance of longinus.

he was pumping his entry plug for LCL.

he was working on his sync. ratio.

Uh, will that is all I can think of.

BigRed


Disaster

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Jul 31, 2001, 2:34:31 AM7/31/01
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> > > Well. at least you were tactful about it. I haven't seen the movie
> > > yet, but from what I have heard and read. I would say that he was
trying to
> > > get some kind of reaction from her (If anything could get asuka to
react
> > > then that would.-_-"). I hope he didn't do a "Silence of the lamb's"
to her
> > >_<.
> >
> > Yeah that was probably some part of it! That was not the question
though!
> > *EVIL GRIN*
> >
> I never saw Silence of the lamb's, what's the reference yer making there?
>
> In Silence of the Lamb's. the first time Jody Foster visits Hannibal is in
a
> prison for the criminally insane. One of the other convicts uh, takes a
> liking to her and shows his affection by uh, splattering you know what
all
> over her face. The first time I saw it I couldn't believe that the were
> allowed to show you know what on film.

Really? You know I'm all for artistic expression and setting the scene and
stuff but there is a limit to trying to horrify your audience! I'm not
thrilled with censorship, though examples like this can only give two points
to it. Interesting how I'm reacting to sperm on RL TV versus Anime!

*SHOCKING*
---------------- <-- "The" line!
*Unnecessary!*

Thomas Fiscoe

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Sep 1, 2001, 1:19:21 PM9/1/01
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On Thu, 26 Jul 2001 20:15:54 +1200, "Richard" <happ...@netscape.net>
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>Why Shinji's hand was wet when he tried to wake Asuka in hospital ?

HE WAS MASTURBATING TO HER HALF NAKED

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