(OT) ARGH!!!
Zeruel333 The Hentai One
with his stinky self! He smells like dead fish that has been shit on! I wish my
dad would either give that bastard a bath or take him to the vet; he stinks
horribly!! And he leaves an after smell on his stupid bed which is right near
the computer!
*goes back to eating his ice cream and downloading hentai*
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"OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"
tskiller
"Zeruel333 The Hentai One" <zeru...@aol.comanimefan> wrote in message
news:20020923175758...@mb-fb.aol.com...
wow, that sucks.
Fake Name
go wash him then.
Disaster
> My dog fucking stinks like hell!! He keeps sitting around me near the
computer
> with his stinky self! He smells like dead fish that has been shit on! I
wish my
> dad would either give that bastard a bath or take him to the vet; he
stinks
> horribly!! And he leaves an after smell on his stupid bed which is right
near
> the computer!
>
> *goes back to eating his ice cream and downloading hentai*
......... *Cancels plans to visit*
Get some febreeze or something.
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>From: zeru...@aol.comanimefan (Zeruel333 The Hentai One)
>Date: 9/23/02 2:57 PM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20020923175758...@mb-fb.aol.com>
>
>My dog fucking stinks like hell!! He keeps sitting around me near the
>computer
>with his stinky self! He smells like dead fish that has been shit on! I wish
>my
>dad would either give that bastard a bath or take him to the vet; he stinks
>horribly!! And he leaves an after smell on his stupid bed which is right near
>the computer!
>
>*goes back to eating his ice cream and downloading hentai*
Does your dad know that you download hentai? With that gratuitous amount, it'd
be hard keeping it a secret.
-Fill my heart with song
And let me sing forever more...
John
esper41
I know the feeling - the dog in my house (it's not /my/ dog) smells
kind of like boiled saliva.
Zeruel333 The Hentai One
>computer
>> with his stinky self! He smells like dead fish that has been shit on! I
>wish my
>> dad would either give that bastard a bath or take him to the vet; he
>stinks
>> horribly!! And he leaves an after smell on his stupid bed which is right
>near
>> the computer!
>>
>> *goes back to eating his ice cream and downloading hentai*
>
>......... *Cancels plans to visit*
>
>Get some febreeze or something.
I tried spraying him with bug spray but he absorbed it and it added among the
smells
Zeruel333 The Hentai One
>>computer
>>with his stinky self! He smells like dead fish that has been shit on! I wish
>>my
>>dad would either give that bastard a bath or take him to the vet; he stinks
>>horribly!! And he leaves an after smell on his stupid bed which is right
>near
>>the computer!
>>
>>*goes back to eating his ice cream and downloading hentai*
>
>Does your dad know that you download hentai? With that gratuitous amount,
>it'd
>be hard keeping it a secret.
My dad gave up trying to delete my porn; I even had him order me hentai! He
didnt know until it arrived but I still got it (one of them he ordered me for
Christmas was an Evangelion hentai doujin and had nudity on both sides of the
cover in color)
Kakarotto
zeruel you have sunken to an even lower level dickhead.
Zeruel333 The Hentai One
>zeruel you have sunken to an even lower level dickhead.
>
shutup. we dont need flamers in this group; go to the dragonball newsgroup if
youre gonna flame
oldtimer
Everybody knows you don't spray dogs with bugspray. You spray dogs with
Uzis.
(now that will probably get me in trouble.)
Oldtimer
Zeruel333 The Hentai One
>>>zeruel you have sunken to an even lower level dickhead.
>>>
>>
>> shutup. we dont need flamers in this group; go to the dragonball
>> newsgroup if youre gonna flame
>> ---
>>
>> "OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"
>>
>Everybody knows you don't spray dogs with bugspray. You spray dogs with
>Uzis.
>
>(now that will probably get me in trouble.)
>
All I have is a derringer and a revolver, which neither has bullets :'(
John Ko
>My dad gave up trying to delete my porn; I even had him order me hentai! He
>didnt know until it arrived but I still got it (one of them he ordered me for
>Christmas was an Evangelion hentai doujin and had nudity on both sides of the
>cover in color)
Wow. Just wow. Does your dad lecture you about it at all? Has he threatened to
take away your internet use? 'Cause damn, I don't know what I would do if I had
a child who was hentai/porn obsessed.
Frank White
zeru...@aol.comanimefan says...
>
>My dog fucking
You named your dog "Fucking"???
It might be appropriate depending on the dog, but still,
I imagine calling for him would be... interesting...
>stinks like hell!! He keeps sitting around me near the computer
>with his stinky self!
Have you been feeding him there? Or is he looking for companionship?
>He smells like dead fish that has been shit on!
Ah. Canine perfume.
He probably thinks he smells great.
> I wish my
>dad would either give that bastard a bath or take him to the vet; he stinks
>horribly!! And he leaves an after smell on his stupid bed which is right
near
>the computer!
Move the bed, move the computer, or wash the dog and the bed yourself.
>*goes back to eating his ice cream and downloading hentai*
Well heck, if you're eating it's no WONDER the dog is right
there!
Is he giving you the 'man's inhumanity to his best friend' look
as a way fo making you share?
Show him the hentai and see if he's interested.
FW
Disaster
> >
> > Get some febreeze or something.
>
> I tried spraying him with bug spray but he absorbed it and it added
among the
> smells
WHAT? O_O!
You could have killed him! And bug spray is no smell to substitute
anything!
Disaster
amount, it'd
> be hard keeping it a secret.
Oh hardly, hide a folder in windows. Dad's rarly know what a hidden folder
is yet alone go looking through windows system folders to find hidden
hentai.
Disaster
hentai! He
> didnt know until it arrived but I still got it (one of them he ordered
me for
> Christmas was an Evangelion hentai doujin and had nudity on both sides
of the
> cover in color)
LMAO
esper41
You have the best dad ever.
Rudolf Polzer
> > Does your dad know that you download hentai? With that gratuitous
> > amount, it'd be hard keeping it a secret.
>
> Oh hardly, hide a folder in windows. Dad's rarly know what a hidden folder
> is yet alone go looking through windows system folders to find hidden
> hentai.
C:\RECYCLED\ is a good place for such a folder. It's complicated, but it
can be done.
1. go to this folder in DOS and rename the DESKTOP.INI
2. do in it what you want (create a folder or whatever). You could even
share it and give it an alias like \\MYCOMPUTER\HENTAI$ this way.
3. rename the file back
Using Windows-only tools, it's impossible to see such a folder as long
as the desktop.ini is there. Remotely \\MYCOMPUTER\HENTAI$ can be
blocked by setting a password for the share, locally it cannot (but who
gets the idea to try to access a local network share this way?). The
folder now invisible to the explorer (even if you enter a sub-sub-folder
of C:\RECYCLED into the address bar) - especially to the file search
function. If one didn't create this share, it's completely invisible.
If you use a personal firewall and disable network share access from
anywhere except the local host, it's virtually impossible to find the
folder without knowing this trick. Of course, emptying the trash does
*not* delete the folder or its contents...
Just another Windows bug... I found this one on my own (did not read it
anywhere) and used it to prevent classmates and teachers from finding
and/or deleting my files. I've yet to see a better built-in
file/directory protection in Win9x and WinME (I did not try it on
Win2k).
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Disaster
> can be done.
>
> 1. go to this folder in DOS and rename the DESKTOP.INI
> 2. do in it what you want (create a folder or whatever). You could even
> share it and give it an alias like \\MYCOMPUTER\HENTAI$ this way.
> 3. rename the file back
>
> Using Windows-only tools, it's impossible to see such a folder as long
> as the desktop.ini is there. Remotely \\MYCOMPUTER\HENTAI$ can be
> blocked by setting a password for the share, locally it cannot (but who
> gets the idea to try to access a local network share this way?). The
> folder now invisible to the explorer (even if you enter a sub-sub-folder
> of C:\RECYCLED into the address bar) - especially to the file search
> function. If one didn't create this share, it's completely invisible.
> If you use a personal firewall and disable network share access from
> anywhere except the local host, it's virtually impossible to find the
> folder without knowing this trick. Of course, emptying the trash does
> *not* delete the folder or its contents...
>
> Just another Windows bug... I found this one on my own (did not read it
> anywhere) and used it to prevent classmates and teachers from finding
> and/or deleting my files. I've yet to see a better built-in
> file/directory protection in Win9x and WinME (I did not try it on
> Win2k).
Interesting! But I am so over playing with those files! Learnt my lesson
after format #8!!!!
I run XP though. So I won't bother! Besides I'm somewhat independent. The
way things are set up I can browse anything I like without anyone knowing.
Further, I really have no need to hide anything and if I did have anything
to hide then windows folder is about as complicated as I would need to
get.
Disaster
> kind of like boiled saliva.
I love cats!
Rudolf Polzer
> > C:\RECYCLED\ is a good place for such a folder. It's complicated, but it
> > can be done.
> > Just another Windows bug... I found this one on my own (did not read it
> > anywhere) and used it to prevent classmates and teachers from finding
> > and/or deleting my files. I've yet to see a better built-in
> > file/directory protection in Win9x and WinME (I did not try it on
> > Win2k).
>
> Interesting! But I am so over playing with those files! Learnt my lesson
> after format #8!!!!
I never did irreversible changes this way. There were some mistakes I
did - and I corrected them in DOS mode or from the emergency bootdisk.
> I run XP though. So I won't bother!
ACK, you can set up access rights for folders which is the better way to
go.
> Besides I'm somewhat independent. The way things are set up I can
> browse anything I like without anyone knowing.
Sure that M$ doesn't?
> Further, I really have no need to hide anything and if I did have
> anything to hide then windows folder is about as complicated as I
> would need to get.
You're the only one who is working at your computer. Therefore there's
no need.
Especially on a public internet PC at school it's useful to hide data
from others (who would play around with them). However, a working write
protection would suffice. But Win9x does not provide one.
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Disaster
> > browse anything I like without anyone knowing.
>
> Sure that M$ doesn't?
I meant from the only other person here in the house! :P
Zeruel333 The Hentai One
days of him smelling like this)
but (not as horrible) now my Gundam model is going to arrive right before
school tomorrow! (note: when a Gundam model arrives at my house I build it
IMMEDIATELY unless I dont have time to, in which case I keep thinking about the
model and lose concentration; if it arrives before school I'll be unable to do
any work)
I just know my high grade Maxter will arrive tomorrow right before school!
Disaster
like 4
> days of him smelling like this)
> but (not as horrible) now my Gundam model is going to arrive right
before
> school tomorrow! (note: when a Gundam model arrives at my house I build
it
> IMMEDIATELY unless I dont have time to, in which case I keep thinking
about the
> model and lose concentration; if it arrives before school I'll be unable
to do
> any work)
>
> I just know my high grade Maxter will arrive tomorrow right before
school!
I don't understand why your dad did just tell you to clean the dog! I
mean, you are the son, he is the dad, he suppose to tell you what to do.
Kakarotto
"Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.NOSPAM.net> wrote in message
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> > > ......... *Cancels plans to visit*
> > >
> > > Get some febreeze or something.
> >
> > I tried spraying him with bug spray but he absorbed it and it added
> among the
> > smells
>
> WHAT? O_O!
>
> You could have killed him! And bug spray is no smell to substitute
> anything!
> --
Ex fucken actly, Zeruel don't tell me what to do, I'm not flaming, I'm
calling you a jackass cause you are cruel to animals. Dragonball newsgroup,
man haven't been there in a while.
esper41
> > I know the feeling - the dog in my house (it's not /my/ dog) smells
> > kind of like boiled saliva.
>
> I love cats!
I probably would too, if it wasn't for the fact that they keep
flashing their anuses (anii?) at me.
Disaster
> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.NOSPAM.net> wrote:
> > > I know the feeling - the dog in my house (it's not /my/ dog) smells
> > > kind of like boiled saliva.
> >
> > I love cats!
>
> I probably would too, if it wasn't for the fact that they keep
> flashing their anuses (anii?) at me.
At least they are clean!
Fake Name
i wouldn't call it obessed. a hobby might be a better word for it.
Pen^3
> >Everybody knows you don't spray dogs with bugspray. You spray dogs with
> >Uzis.
> >
> >(now that will probably get me in trouble.)
>
> All I have is a derringer and a revolver, which neither has bullets :'(
Well if you can the element of surprise and have a good swing...
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