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can't stop the beet

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Oct 11, 2003, 8:12:16 AM10/11/03
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okay, go wild with this one, i suppose.

a dvd of a movie catches your eye at a store, you buy the dvd and take
it home to watch. what's the title on the dvd? why, "Stanley Kubrick's
Neon Genesis Evangelion" (or the alternate title "Stanley Kubrick's
Neon Genesis Evangelion or How I Stopped Angsting And Learned To Love
Myself"

okay so you're watching it...what's it like, eh?

and to use less bullshitting around basically put: How do you think
Stanley Kubrick would have done a live action Evangelion?

I think the perfect and very Kubrick/Strangelove ending to the tv
series would have been to have like the universe blow up or something
right after the whole "Congratulations!" thing. It would be like the
greatest black comedy gag ever. Shinji is finally ready to stop hating
himself and truely stop running away and well.. too fucking late for
him 'cause now it's time for the universe to end completely. I say
universe instead of just world, because the world ending basically
happened in EoE, and I'd say ending the universe gives things more
closure that no one or nothing survives. ;)

or something, yeah.

Psaiyan

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Oct 11, 2003, 8:40:48 AM10/11/03
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On 11 Oct 2003 05:12:16 -0700, trianglemanh...@yahoo.com

(can't stop the beet) wrote:

>I think the perfect and very Kubrick/Strangelove ending to the tv
>series would have been to have like the universe blow up or something
>right after the whole "Congratulations!" thing. It would be like the
>greatest black comedy gag ever. Shinji is finally ready to stop hating
>himself and truely stop running away and well.. too fucking late for
>him 'cause now it's time for the universe to end completely. I say
>universe instead of just world, because the world ending basically
>happened in EoE, and I'd say ending the universe gives things more
>closure that no one or nothing survives. ;)

Gendo: I do not fear Ritsuko, Fuyutsuki - but I do deny her my
essence...

Fuyutsuki: ...
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ICQ: 339380091

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank...

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Drinian

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Oct 11, 2003, 11:50:36 PM10/11/03
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trianglemanh...@yahoo.com (can't stop the beet) wrote in message news:<1db94b61.0310...@posting.google.com>...

> and to use less bullshitting around basically put: How do you think
> Stanley Kubrick would have done a live action Evangelion?

I still find it questionable whether everyone really ends in EoE.
Regardless, let's imagine Kubrick took the "2001" influences already
present and ran with them.

1) Rei doesn't speak at all for the second half of the series.

2) *Asuka* doesn't speak at all for the the second half of the series.

3) Maya is replaced by a calm, emotionless red light.

4) Or maybe Ritsuko is replaced by a calm, emotionless red light...
which is sleeping with Gendo.

5) Entry plug synchronization and de-synchronization each require 10
minutes of unbroken psychedelic imagery.

6) SEELE is represented by giant stone monoliths. Oh wait...

I Hate Spam

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Oct 13, 2003, 6:36:15 PM10/13/03
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"can't stop the beet" <trianglemanh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> and to use less bullshitting around basically put: How do you think
> Stanley Kubrick would have done a live action Evangelion?

Ritsuko: Balthazar! Initiate self destruct now!
Balthazar: I'm sorry Dr. Akagi, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Shinji: Asuka Asuka, give me your answer do
I'm half crazy, I'm beginning to think you are, too
It won't be a stylish ending
With the message EOE's sending
But we'll face hell, in LCL, in an entry plug built for two


Fish Eye no Miko

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Oct 13, 2003, 9:28:33 PM10/13/03
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"I Hate Spam" <removet...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "can't stop the beet" <trianglemanh...@yahoo.com>:

Heh... ^_^

> > and to use less bullshitting around basically put: How do you
> > think Stanley Kubrick would have done a live action Evangelion?
>
> Ritsuko: Balthazar! Initiate self destruct now!
> Balthazar: I'm sorry Dr. Akagi, I'm afraid I can't do that.
>
> Shinji: Asuka Asuka, give me your answer do
> I'm half crazy, I'm beginning to think you are, too

"Half"? "Beginning"...?

> It won't be a stylish ending
> With the message EOE's sending
> But we'll face hell, in LCL, in an entry plug built for two

LOL! That was great. ^_^

Catherine Johnson.
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Frank White

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Oct 14, 2003, 9:03:14 AM10/14/03
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In article <W9KcnZIIzZT...@comcast.com>, removet...@comcast.net
says...


Well done!

FW

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