Fwd: Sardar at his best.........!!!]

[Saurabh Tyagi]

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>> >A Pakistani, a Bangladeshi and a Sardarji are sitting at a Pub in
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>> > Bavaria drinking beer.
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>> > The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in
the
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>> > air,pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says
'In
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>> > Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the
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>> > same one
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>> > twice.'
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>> > The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer,
throws
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>> > his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
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>> > pieces. He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make
glasses that we
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>> > don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'
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>> > OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws
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>> > his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Pakistani and
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>> > Bangladeshi.
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>> > He says* *
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>> > 'In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshis that we
don't > need
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>> > to drink with the same ones twice'.
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>> > *!!!!!!!!* *Vande Matram !!!!!!!!* * *