Some of you have heard that the Soggy River Monster was seen again, this time by a fisherman on the New Fish Trail. He said it stood taller than a man, had white skin, and had a mouth that opened up all the way down its neck. It was eating what looked like a goblin on the far side of the river,
which is why the farmer managed to escape.
Others have heard about that weird Halfling who lives at the end of the New Fish Trail in Brinestump Marsh raises snakes as pets. "I kid you not! He coddles them like my niece coddles her pet rabbit, Mr. Nibbles! Takes a special kind of weirdo to keep snakes as pets!"