You 39;re Gonna Be A Big Sister

[Thedore Rosa]

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Prankster, meaning, and I'm really, really good at it too. Like, I mean, I hate to toot my own horn, but toot toot, it's like one of those things where people know that I'm an epic prankster, people have known me for decades, years, generational. I mean, just have known me forever, but they still. Don't know they've been pranked until after it's over, right?

Everybody's listening to this. Just hang on, gird your loins, put on your seatbelt and get ready for the ride. Because I have been for a solid month. One month doing a prank on my sister, Allisyn. Okay. And when I tell you, it's the most epic thing. So Zac, what we have been doing, everybody is there is this thing called cCmeo.

Okay. We're like pseudo celebs, you know, or real celebs, almost famous people, whatever, get on there and buy these messages. to people. So like I could go Zac and I could buy like, let's say if Brad Pitt was on there, right. If Brad Pitt was on there.

I could go and get, buy a message from her. So she would just say to my husband, happy birthday, Travis. So you pay and they do a little video and send it to you. to, you know, send to somebody or whatever. Okay. So Zac and I have been doing this and buying my sister's cameos for a solid month. Zac, do you want to tell everybody like the details of all this?

Zac Miller: Yeah. And it turns out it's most expensive because Allisyn's the one making all the money. So I created many fake email addresses. We crafted these storylines. We'll get into it, but let me

Allisyn Lambes: Allisyn here from Kim of Queens. Happy birthday, Martha. From Tim. Hey, Laura. This is from your mom, Stacy. This is for the marketing team. It's your flooring company. Hey, Amy, it's Allisyn from chemical queens. I got your request.

Kim Gravel: y'all and when I tell you so the whole time this has been going on Zac she has been texting me going girl. You're not gonna believe this. You're not gonna believe this because Cause you kept getting progressively wilder. Tell us some of the ones that you did before we bring her in.

Zac Miller: February. So the end of February, February 23rd, we started with just like a normal one. Right? Right. I wrote that I had my daughter and I love Kim of Queens and you were our favorite, but Kim never let you do anything on the show. Can you show us your pageant talent? We would just love to see it because Laura is 11 and does pageants.

Why don't you have your own show? So you threw me under the bus, Zac. You threw me under. Yeah, no, I was just trying to like stir the pot and I was also just trying to like make it so she didn't think it was you.

This is so like, we have, we have enjoyed this. So much. Right. And so you, you progressively got. So then we progressively got, we progressively got crazier. Three days later. So this is a birthday. This was a birthday message. I have a silly kind of embarrassing nickname for my wife and it would mean the world to me if you sing happy birthday, uh, to her with our nickname.

Allisyn Lambes: Happy birthday Martha from Tim. This is Allisyn from Kim of Queens. Yeah, do you see that? My hat. This is the hat my sister got me for Christmas and girl, really? That's all I'm saying. I have a little message from Tim to you. Happy birthday to you, Martha. Happy birthday to you. To you.

Zac Miller: We did a bunch of these. So now, you know, the fifth cameo we did with her. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's doing a pep talk that's motivating the marketing team with her Southern wisdom. All right.

It's your fav, or one of the, I hope I'm your favorite. It's Allisyn from Kim of Queens. Don't mind me. I'm actually momming, sitting in the car pool right now, momming. The story of my life when I'm not on QVC or working for Kim like a dog. No, I'm teasing. Listen, this is for the marketing team. It's your flooring company from Tanya.

I'm just reading. The reason is you want to motivate your marketing team with some Southern wisdom. I don't know if that's great, but okay. They are always quoting Kim McQueen's around the office. I love that y'all love us. That means so much to us. You don't know that. And you're a flooring company in Alabama.

Okay, we might have to talk about that. I'm not even a Georgia fan. I'm like an Ohio State fan. So there's that. So here's what I want to say, because I've been in sales literally since I was 16 years old. So that would be 36 years. No, no, I'm 46. That would be 30 years. Oh my god, y'all. I don't know how old I am and how to count anymore.

That would be about 30 years that I've been, but the way that you get people's attention Or the way that you sell them a good product that you stand behind. Is showing them yourself So here's the thing food is always the number one and y'all should already know y'all probably already know that Well, I do that by using my personal life to oh god, no to connect so Get a little relationship going With these people, anybody to ask for a cameo is a good team leader.

Kim Gravel: Yeah. Because I just said somebody canceled. We had, we have to have a fill in. Can you just run over and do it? We have to have one this week because we're behind schedule.

She's pulling in. Okay, great. She's here. She's like, Oh, here she is. Okay. Get in close. If you're going to look there, there's your camera. All right, everybody, here it is, the Kim Gravel Show, and I brought the one and only Allisyn Lambes, my sister. I'm so glad you're coming in to do this. Me too, girl. I was excited about this.

Kim Gravel: You got a ring a ding. I got a ring a ding! That's what we're calling them from now on. They're ring a dings. From now on, they're ring a dings. I've arrived. I've arrived. Well, you've been arrived. I'm getting there, girl.

Kim Gravel: Oh. Oh. There is, uh, there is nobody. Uh, you are a almost famous celebrity. I'm getting there. I really, not A at all, but I think I'm pushing C to B. I'm going to tell you. C to B? I don't know if I'm B. Maybe I'm pushing D to C. You're C plus. See, so it goes, if you're an A celebrity, you have to do more than TikTok and QVC to be a little bit more than B minus.

Kim Gravel: That's right! That's right! Can we talk about that a little bit before we dive into LWYA? Like, tell us about the Cameos, girl. You gotta tell us. Because Zac knows nothing about all this.

Allisyn Lambes: So Cameo is an app, okay? That if you want to reach out to a celebrity, you can find that celebrity if they are enrolled on Cameo. Is there a lot of celebrities enrolled in there? Have you looked?

Allisyn Lambes: None of my business. Okay? Cause that's just a girl out there just trying to make a living. All right? Working nights, what a way to make a living. Okay, so, I thought this was going to be really like an inspirational experience. That I was going to have these little girls from pageants.

Allisyn Lambes: Want to reach out and say to me, Allisyn, I need a good luck, send me a little video, a good luck video for your next national pageant. And I've been doing some of those, and they've been, So great. Until they just started getting weird, man. They started getting weird. And I don't know, I don't know if that's normal.

First couple were great, and then I got one that said, Hey, Allisyn, my dog Samantha sits in front of the TV every day while I'm at work. And I'm not giving anybody else's names. Samantha is the dog. And she watches you. She's in love with you. She's your biggest fan.

Allisyn Lambes: I'm gonna keep talking because there's a lot to this. So, you know, listen y'all, I was only charging like $15 that minute. And I'm gonna be honest with you. I had to up my rate in two days.

Allisyn Lambes: I made $25. So cameo does get a portion of that yeah I was at 15 and then cameo took their portion and you know i'm saying so anyways There's a lot because i'm i've got i've got a streak of 12 right now.

Allisyn Lambes: I had one from Tom, to, from Tom to Tammy. Okay. And Tom says, I need you to do me a huge favor. This sounds awkward. So when I got to this sounds awkward, I started thinking, what am I about to read?

Allisyn Lambes: But it was just Tom saying that he wanted me to break up with Tammy via cameo. Dang! That's cold blooded. Oh, you told me about this before. I'm her favorite person. That she loves Kim of Queens and I was her favorite.

So anyways, he wants me to break up with her because I'm her favorite person. He thinks that it coming from me would be a lot better than it coming from him because they fight all the time. Okay. I sent it. I said, you've got it.

And I hope this message finds you well. Now listen, I'm sending you this message, and it's from Jackson, okay? I've never quite done a Cameo like this. But I have some advice for you after I tell you what he sent me a cameo to relay to you. He said that you guys fight all the time. He said it's just not working out and he wants to break up.

He said he just doesn't know what to say. So I'm, I'm here to deliver that message for him, but I've got a piece of advice for you, girl. Okay, listen close. I don't know how old you are, but I want to tell you this. You're a guy. Ever. Cannot see your worth. Do not hang out with him. Don't hang around, sis.

It's not worth it. You know how our mamas always say there's plenty of fish in the sea? Well, I don't know how old you are, but girl, there are plenty of fish in the sea. True story. Okay? So, also, if he's got to send you a cameo to break up with you, Because he can't do it face to face because he just doesn't know the words or sounds awkward, then he's probably not your man.

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