Fwd: More funny ones

[Chandni Roy]

Punch Of D Day ....
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Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet,👸😘😇 And All Wifes Are Always Angry😡 😈

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife's..!!!

Your Problem ... !!! 😉😝😝👌👌
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!

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Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!… Superb Attitude of Life!!

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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…

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Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday Don’t Excite You, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!!

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Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once…
But many people still go to their in-laws place..????

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Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Pappu: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “I am talking with my wife”



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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”

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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!


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Best one line ad by a married man on OLX For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake……
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Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"

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The sweetest msg -
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..
She hugged him tightly……

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Only as high as I reach can I grow,Only as far as I seek can I go, 

Only as deep as I look can I see,Only as much as I dream can I be.

[Saurabh Gadre]

Good One C

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