please help

[nick]

I live in North Dakota i am 19 years old. I decided I want to be a
smoker. I come from a non smoking family to a point. I was adopted
when I was 5 yrs old.
I do not know if my biolgical family smokes. My girl friend is a non
smoker. But she comes from a family of smokers. Her older slibings
smoke. He parents smoke. two of her yougner slbings smoke. Her whole
family smokes. My parents say if i want to smoke i can. I want to
smoke. I want my gf to smoke. I believe smoking is not really bad for
you. I want to be a 1-2ppd smoker.

I have choose the following to try to smoke. I bought 1 pack of
each.
marlboro ultra light 100
marlboro light 100
marlboro ultra light menthol 100
marlboro light menthol
marlboro mediums 100
marlboro methol 100
marlboro reds 100
marlboro virginia blend 100
marlboro smooths 100
marlboro blend 54 100
Misty lights 100
Vriginia lights 120

1. how to we practice to smoke?
2. how to we smoke?
3. how to we become really smokers?
4. how can i get my gf to smoke?
5. what are the differences in the cigarettes i picked