IWA Mid-South Newsletter - Upcoming Schedule of Events; Results from KOTDM

[James Fannin]

Upcoming Schedule of Events: March Massacre 2009 Friday March 20 Bellevue Plaza 325 Bellevue Avenue Bellevue, IL The Bad Breed (Ian & Axl Rotten) vs. The Hooligans ************************** April Bloodshowers Part 1 Friday April 3, 2009 Bellevue Plaza 325 Bellevue Avenue Bellevue, IL ****************** April Bloodshowers Part Two Saturday April 4, 2009 Hartman Rec Center 511 N. Collins Street Joliet, IL ***************** For The Love Of Rollin Saturday May 2, 2009 Hartman Rec Center 511 N. Collins St. Joliet, IL **************** 2009 Ted Petty Invitational Friday & Saturday June 5 & 6 Hartman Rec Center 511 N. Collins Street Joliet, IL 2 Day Front Row Pass: $65 2 day passes go on sale on March 6th at 9 am central/10 am eastern time by going to www.paypal.com and sending payment to rotte...@aol.com 2 Night, 24 Person Tournament 1. B-Boy - 3rd TPI - 2003, 2006 2. "Classic" Colt Cabana - 7th TPI - 2000 - 3, 2005 & 6 3. The Necro Butcher - 4th TPI - 2002, 2006, 2008 4. Chris Hero - 2000 Champion - entrant in every TPI 5. Eddie Kingston - 4th TPI - 2004, 2007 & 2008 6. Human Tornado - 2nd TPI - 2007 7. Kenny Omega - 1st TPI 8. Shiima Xion - 1st TPI 9. Egotistico Fantastico - 2nd TPI - 2008 10. Spyder Nate Webb - 6th TPI - 2002 - 2005, 2007 **************************** 2009 Double Death Tag Team Death Match Tournament Friday October 2, 2009 Hartman Rec Center 511 N. Collins St. Joliet, IL ***************** IWA's 13 Year Anniversary Show Saturday October 3, 2009 Hartman Rec Center 511 N. Collins St. Joliet, IL ******************** Results from Night One of the 2009 King of the Death Matches: Juice Robinson def. EZE following a cross body off the top. Very good showing from Juice Robinson in this one. Crowd doesn't want EZE to come back so that is self explanitory. Details will be sparse due me running sound and Jim doing commentary. Jimmy Jacobs de. Ego Fantastico following The Endtime. Back and forth action all the way through. Ego Missed a moonsault and Jacobs locked him in The Endtime. Following the match, Ian invited Ego to the TPI. First tourny matchup under way. xOMGx def. Devon Moore Barbwire Tables and Ladders with Carribean Spiderwebs. Danny Havoc def Elkview Adam in A Barefoot Shit You Don't Want To Step On match following a Snowplow into the ornament tops, thumbtacks, and glass. Dingo def. Elgin IWA Title with Old School IWA Rules. Hard hitting back and forth action with multiple uses of a chain and IWA World Title. Dingo wins by choking out Elgin using the chain. Ian then reminds Dingo of his match tomorrow with Eddie Kingston. *Intermission* Ian announces that on October 2 IWA will hold it's 2009 Double Death tournament in Joliet. The next night IWA will celebrate its 13th Anniversary also in Joliet. Dysfunction def. Viper in a Babwire Canvas and Lightbulbs match following a double stomp super kick combo. Mad Man Pondo def. Nate Webb in a Bed of Nails and Anything With Nails On Them Match. This match was disgusting. Watching them using that bed of nails is sick. Afterwards Ian thanked Nate Webb and invited him to the 2009 TPI. During Ian's speech, DJ Hyde comes out and demands the microphone. DJ goes on a tirade against the fans and calls all of them and the juggalos pussies and this brings a fuming Corporal Robinson out to start off this Thumbtack Madness match. Corporal Robinson def. DJ Hyde following The Bootcamp. Masada def. Tank in a Barbwire Board Taipei Deathmatch by putting some sharp pointy objects in Tank's head and hitting him with a chair. Absolute slugfest. *Intermission* The ring crew has taken down the ropes and is now putting chains up instead of ropes. This is a Deep Six Deathmatch. There are chains and barbwire on two sides of the ring with fish hooks on them with the other two sides no rope barbwire. Thumbtack Jack vs Nick Gage. Thumbtack jack did a dive through the wire and part of his hair is hanging off of the wire. Thumbtack Jack def Nick Gage following Drake's landing. Match of the fucking year. Necro Butcher def. Bull Pain in a No Rope Barbwire Carribean Spiderweb Glass match. Bull slammed Necro into the spiderweb and Necro started to choke him out. Bull Pain could not answer the refs three count and the match was over. Afterwards Bull Pain ddt'ed Ref Junkyard Jones. Results from Night Two of the King of the Death Matches: Dysfunction def. xOMGx in a Homerun Derby match. Thumbtack Jack def. Mad Man Pondo following a hurracanrana off the top through a whole bunch of lighttubes and followed by a frog splash. Pondo out to a German march and looking like Hitler to piss off Jack. Ian announced that the finals will be a 4 Way Double Ring No Rope Barbwire, Gigantic Fans Bring The Weapons, 30 Min Iron Man match. Jimmy Jacobs def Carter Gray to win the IWA World Lightheavyweight Title following Jim Fannin and Bull Pain's interference backfired. Following the match Jim Fannin attacked Jacobs with the belt stating that if he wants the belt he has to go through Jim Fannin to get it. He also added that he did this attack all by himself. Necro Butcher def. Danny Havoc in a Home Improvment Deathmatch following a slam off the top through a pane of glass Started off slow with chain wrestling then turned into a heated brawl all over the Hartman Center. This match Necro go through a door and Necro delivering a forearm as Havoc jumped over the top. Masada def. Corp. Robinson in a Flaming Cinder Blocks and Hot Coals match. Corporal Robinson did two tributes to fallen family member Rollin Hard by giving The West Side Slam into the flaming cinder blocks and also delivering the Flaming Karate Chop. Masada won by powerbombing Corporal Robinson a powerbomb into the coals and making him submit to a Boston Crab. After the match, Corp thanked Ian Rotten and the IWA Fans for all the memories these past few years. He said that if he had to go out anywhere it would be in front of the IWA fans. Ian took the mic and thanked Corp for everything he's and also stating there was a reason that they were the only two to win KOTDM twice. Ian also said that Rollin was looking down with a smile on his face. Nick Gage and Devon Moore won a 7 team royal rumble match to face Dingo for the World Title following the match due to Eddie Kingston not being able to make it. Also in the match: Tank/Jason Hades Bull Pain/Ego Fantastico DJ Hyde/? Prince Ali/EZE Elgin/Juice Robinson Elkview Adam/Nate Webb Dingo def Devon Moore and Nick Gage after Gage hit Moore with 2 piledrivers a powerbomb, Dingo threw Gage out of the ring and hit a moonsault to win. *Intermission* We are underway with the finals. We have everything you could think of in those two rings. A scaffold, No rope barbwire, electrified lightbulbs, barbwire boards, endless amounts of lighttubes, fans weapons, and these 4 men, Necro Butcher, Masada, Thumbtack Jack, and Dysfunction will battle for 30 mins in Iron man rules. There has been a tie. Necro and Masada both have 2 points apiece. Jack and Dys are eliminated. Sudden death overtime. YOUR WINNER AND 2009 KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES MASADA!! Necro and Masada went punch for punch until Masada was able to back suplex Necro into a rollup. Ian thanked all 4 men for doing what they do. Ian said anytime Masada wants to come back he will be glad to have him because Masada is the fucking man.