Also, have to admit, player's kowledge colored my actions. I heard Baba Yaga and visions of doom and hopelessness overcame me. Sigh... only to discover that this yaga was a poor shadow of the true yaga.
IC:
Timmy gasped in shock as Azog ripped out the giant green gem and the hut stopped moving. As the witch screamed in anger, Timmy realized he might have made a very bad mistake.
No...no... grandmama is related to papa Strad and he's very powerful. But as grandmama unleashed her powerful finger spell.... he thought "That's it?!?". Then he realised grandmama wasn't that powerful, all this time and she hadn't cast any truly impressive magic.
Thats when he decided that he had to really help destroy his friends. But... everytime someone dropped, he was revived. Dammit! And they are all too close to each other!
In horror he watched as the wishy washy Paladin finally acted heroicly and pushed grandmama out her flying skull. NOOOOOO.... She's tough, she can survive! ... Timmy expected her to teleport to safety, but no, the stupid old cow cast a lighting bolt?!? And a weak one too!!! Wtf?!? Any green caster knows to run when the chips are down. The stupid cow couldn't be related to papa Strad.
It was over. The old cow dropped. Azog ran towards Timmy screaming something but all Timmy could see thru tear filled eyes were
- the wishy washy Paladin. Good for laughs.
- the ale crazed dwarf that everyone called a gnome and always had bacon
- the sometimes smart but mostly dumb and kind hearted brute that could soak up any punishment with no sweat
- and the do gooder dwarf, he would miss most of all. The sermons he gave trying to teach me right from wrong. Another few months and i know i could have made him see things my way.
They were... his friends. The only ones he truly had in his life.
As Timmy turned away from his friends, the sadness he felt slowly left him as thoughts of a future with papa Strad filled his mind. The shackles were off.... and the urge for delicious pies filled his head.
Alright first of ah be lettin yer all know ah nuh be likin ta yammer abt that there fight but heres what happened.
So we followed those thrice cursed witchery cards ta a marsh and good ole Gemma bless her heart got us safely through a river as a pointy toothed croc. I woulda preferred a sea horse but the old girl never listens ta me so I be taking a ride on a croc back just the same.
So that there raven agent told us about some witch and scarecrows and ah knew we be in fer a fight. And ah also knew that in this thrice cursed land that old women be bluddy tough as nails as drow wizards so ah be readyin me prayers right quick. We crossed over and started ta engage some scarecrows and me big pal Azog managed ta not gave his good lil brain mind controlled this time round.
So yep, the old hag baba whatsherface pops up and immediately ah see a change come over lil Tim. Yer know I seen many a young lad like him on the pirate patrols o the sword coast, kids with souls older than hills that came about through painful lessons learnt young and learnt hard. Tim were da first ah saw when I be struggling out of me bonds and findin me way in the mists. Ah could see the struggle in his eyes as fear overcome a good heart and ah be shedding a tear fer it for long time ahm thinkin.
So the hag flies on the skull and the Big fella and the Old girl decide the run right inta day mouth o the aboleth and do their thing. Somehow or rather they manage ta stop that chicken leg hut in its tracks which drives the witch mad, though clearly she be half mad with her magic fireballd and half mad with lust fer our young tree hugger knight. Anyhows the battle be looking bloody damn poor and I spy Tim flying about and a chattin with the old crone and who the bloody goblins arse knows what he be up ta, seeing the actin he be doing all this while. But then ah be seein him blast the big guy and ah knew in me heart that lil Tim had turned and given inta despair and a longin fer a Da, and it seemed a grand Ma too.
So the Tree hugger knight uses some bloody leafy green magicks and manages ta push the old hag off her skull, and me and the Big guy promptly lop her head off. But a great victory turned mighty sad when lil Tim declared his intent ta be at the castle o that dozen thriced cursed motherless kobold shit Strahd who ah den be realised had done a mighty heist on poor Tim right from the start.
Clageddin yer be hearin meh, ah be taking me warhammer and yer blessin and wid me friends, wots left anyhow, be grinding that vampire inta dust!