Subject: GRANNY'S ADVICE
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One grandmother once lectured her grandson about her practical knowledge:
“For better digestion, I drink beer,
For loss of appetite, I drink white wine,
With low blood pressure, I drink red wine,
With high blood pressure, I drink cognac,
And whenever I have a cold, I drink Vodka.
He asked, “And when do you drink water?”
Her reply: “I have never been that sick!"
Hic !