Hey guys, it's me Doorknob. I'm using my new phone. The Doorknob face on my V9 was deleted, and I forgot my password. Goat Simulator Vs Untitled Goose game! Two city destroyers with extraordinary power.
Wiz: Pilgor also headbutts human sending them flying, Piglor makes a car explode with her horns, and Pilgor also survived being hit by trains, trucks, and cars. Pilgor is dumb as a rock, but she's really strong! She should be in Smash.
Powers: can send peoples flying, survive heights, her tongue, survived a many years ago, can breath outer space without a helmet, can outmatch other goats, strong horns and kicks, can transform into humans and other animals but their goats, and many others
Wiz: woah being goat is great for you, anyways Pilgor is the goat of chaos she breaks party and she should break teen-ager's party because it feels like house warming. Pilgor is the goat that appeared as dumb, strong, weird, and also powerful, some people's says that Pilgor is weak
The Goose was causing a chais in the farm, Pilgor saw a farm and goes into it she saw the farm was messed up and the sheep is getting chased by a Goose with a pitchfork, but the Goose saw Pilgor, Pilgor's face was in complete horror, she got chased by a Goose with a pitchfork
The Goose is chasing Pilgor, a car was running too fast and hit Pilgor and launched her into the school, the Goose goes to the school aswell, Pilgor was on the ground and jumped she saw the Goose and starts to dodge all the Goose's attack, Pilgor headbutts the Goose lauching him into a dumpster, but suddenly saw the Impostor eating a Crewmate, the Goose grabs the Impostor and use it as a weapon, the Impostor grabs Pilgor with it's tounge and Pilgor turns into a Permission Whale causing the Impostor's mouth wide open, and the Impostor is dead, the Goose pushed them Sperm Whale into the road and the car hits Pilgor launching her into the ocean the Goose goes into the boat and goes after her scaring peoples away the boat just go by itself, Pilgor was dumped into an ocean waking the King of The Monsters, GODZILLA!, the people's run away and grabs Pilgor and the Goose throwing them into a swimming pool, a girl was sitting next to a pool scaring the girl away, Pilgor kicked the Goose sending him into a door the Goat follows him, the Goose crashed in, the people's in the house started to panic and gets out the fast as they can, Piglor headbutts the Goose sending him into a table the Goose grabs the knife and slashes the Goat 7x seems nothing to a Goat, Piglor turns into a Ripped Goat, Pilgor head butts the Goose breaking the window, Pilgor jumped out and kicked the Goose, Godzilla was about to roar but the Goose shoots into his mouth Godzilla chokes to dead the Goose gets out of Godzilla, Pilgor was after him with a bicycle. The car hits the Goat, sends him into a field, Goose picks up one rib cage on Godzilla's corpes and runs up to Pilgor, Goose is charging on Pilgor is still on the ground the Goose quacks, making Pilgor dizzy, Goose stabs Pilgor a many times but it just makes the goat launch everywhere, Pilgor turns into ripped Goat, she headbutts the Goose sending the Goose into air, Pilgor used anti gravity and flies the Goat charges with a kick and kicked the Goose sending the Goose into a road, Pilgor summons a portal, and headbutts the Goose. They are in the Green Hill Zone, Sonic was running around, the Goose stole some ring and throws it around Pilgor the Goose runs into the ring making Pilgor dizzy again, the Goose charges with it's beak and smashed Pilgor into the finish line, Pilgor summons a Portal the Goose was flying into Pilgor but Pilgor Kicks the Goose into the portal. The world was in the space, looks like Pilgor knows this place before the Goose kicks Pilgor, Pilgor tried to headbutt the goose but missed the Goose bumps it body into Pilgor sending her inside a building we can see some bunch of astronauts dancing to music until Pilgor interrupted their dance so the astronauts decided to run away Goose stabs Piglor through her neck, the Goose walks away with Pilgor's body being dragged.
Pilgor was playing death the Goose is going to the portal until Pilgor wokes up and kicked Goose into the portal. The next dimension is the school, the goose lands into a student making others run away the Goose stand Pilgor did a perfect landing. Goose saw the bunker base and runs away into it, Goat follows, as it opens it self automatic they saw the Jason Voorhees like student and tries to stab them the Goose escapes and Pilgor got kicked out. Goose grabs a knife by it's beak and tried to slash Piglor, Pilgor keeps dodging and sends a head butt Pilgor turns into rocket goat and hits the Goose several times on the air, Pilgor head butts the goose resulting the Goose to break a window making the entire class panicked, Goat follows the Goose but those Goose is holding a meter stick and slaps Pilgor with it the Goat headbutts the Goose and making it enter the locker, it makes the Goose looks like a basketball and Pilgor follows, the locker on the rooftop makes them fly real high on the air, Pilgor turns into a ripped Goat and headbutts the Goose sending the Goose to the City Bay dam, Piglor turns into anti gravity goat and finding out where's the Goose
Pilgor heard Boomstick and finds out the Goose was on the dam floating around as Pilgor lands the Goose quacks loadly sending Pilgor to a helicopter and it threw her up to deadmau5 party. Pilgor jumps off the building and turns into rocket goat Goose walks away while Pilgor is flying into the Goose, Pilgor licks the Goose and threw the Goose up in the air Pilgor falls into a river, the Goose bumps into a rock Pilgor was still in the ocean, Goose cames back to attack the Goat, luckily Pilgor was in the land once again as the Goose attack with a pitchfork Pilgor turns into old goat, Pilgor roars
Pilgor picks them Goose and threw the Goose back to the farm, Pilgor follows the Pitch Fork was standing right there (it can't walk but okay) as the Goose lands it jams into the Goose's neck, the Goose started to panic, Pilgor turns into Ripped Goat the Goose started to attack as it can breathe barely, Pilgor charges a strong headbutt it blew the Goose's body. The Goose's guts goes to the well, the beak goes to the lake, the eyes goes to the leaves, while the foot just stand there and it collapsed. Pilgor baas for victory and then runs away.
So I mentioned about this funny little upcoming game before, the game about an asshole goose running around some old man's garden and screw his day. The untitled goose game but it announced already. Strange isn't it?Or could it be that's the title? "Untitled Goose Game"? It will get even more strange when you hear about how this idea even made, I'm telling you.
Actually, there's a video of the developer talk about this that you can watch here; Developer Talk about Untitled Goose Game. I don't put it here for a reason that probably not very nice of me to say here, and you'll know what it is if you watch it. So I decided to just write some of the points.
In this vast multiverse, one's every actions and decisions, will lead one to winding paths with mysterious outcomes. Somehow, Stuart Gillespie-Cook, a game developer at House House, led himself to this point in his life at this particular night;
As you can see, it's a stock image... of a goose, with an idea following it "Let's make a game about this". How earnest. How honest. But he got no replies from his friends that night, only several hours of silence. Until 8.26 in the morning he just jumped back into it and somehow the whole crew became part of this idea as well.
So this game was started as a joke, an inside joke, but one that became a real thing over time through their friendly chatting time. They started to take the conversation into analyzing goose's anatomy, which was also part of the joke, to disturbing images of gooses with teeth on their tongue, memes, and news about goose incidents on the internet, which was about gooses causing public disturbance.
And it all ended with a real idea to make a game about being an asshole goose, titled "Untitled Goose Game design document v2: You're a goose and you're horrible to people." So the whole joking around was a company document. Very well put.
Long story short, their idea was put together in a tiny sandbox game where the player will play as a goose whose job is to mess someone's garden while the gardener will clean up the mess and put up with you no matter what. To be clearer about their hope for how the gameplay system will work, House House showed a video about a Chinese woman desperately put up with pandas that keep getting in her way while she cleaning up, without doing any harm.
It's a game about a goose live only to be a jerk to an old man by causing ruckus in his little peaceful garden on a sunny day. With the stealthy mechanic the player will control the goose to do some goose-pionage actions such as moving things around like an asshole, snatching away the old man's stuff like an asshole, messing with the garden tools like an asshole, honking like an asshole, etc like an asshole.
But! There are objectives to complete. The to-do list that the goose have written neatly in connected upright letters is the game's objective that the player must complete, by distracting the old man by messing around with the objects in the game, which are all interactible.
Currently House House can't say when this Metal Goose Solid will be released and what features gonna be added in the final stage, it's still pretty vague. But they are planning to add more people and "some kind of storybook village" with the people that have interesting jobs for the goose to disturb.
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