Fwd: FW: Misc;Forward Mails;
THOYYIB ABDUL AZEEZ
A HILARIOUS MAIL FROM A
FRUSTRATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MAILS….§
I wanted to thank all
my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004,
2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and continuing it in 2010 also....... J
BECAUSE OF YOUR KINDNESS:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing
toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with
AIDS.
* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP,
CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause
cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I
even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan,
Singapore and Tokyo...
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick
from the rat faeces and urine.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7
since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account
to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will
send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji
pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)
NOW IMPORTANT NOTE :
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10
seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now....................... but who knows. So please
forward.