Definitions of Designations....

[Varma G V S]

 

Definitions of Designations:-   Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.   Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.   Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.   Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.     Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.   Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.   Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.   Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.   Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.   HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

 

 

 

Thanks & Regards,

Varma G V S