S(E)DLC
Varma G V S
Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle
College Life:
College Life..Bindas… ..!!!!!!! ……
Campus Selection:
Our Interviewer… Seems to be Dedicated…and Serious …
Joining Date:
Call from Company HR to Join……
Dilemma:
Two Offers in Hand what to do…???? ……..
Induction:
Same guy Interviewer Ha ha feels lot relaxed….
Project Allocation :
What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong
Team Introduction:Things going bitter………………
Mentor :
Mentor Please help me…Night out's I am working 18 hrs a day.. …I got Screwed…
Coding :
Its Confirm …and Official …I am in a fix…Some One Please Help me out..Please… I am dying out of frustration and depression…
Testing:
Tester : Don't…..Worry Brother …I am there to hear you…But One thing….
What is this Code…..You Idiot…it's performance is no good than Hosur road traffic..Stupid. ..You illiterate Coder….illogical thinker..!^@ #^!#&*(&
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Finally One Day adieu mail to ALL
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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Body Ache providers, finally to Man Eaters..
Subject: Adieu
Importance : High
HI ALL,
I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to …Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincerely request every one..not to try to contact me again in my life…
I am going to Himlayas ……….
No Thanks and No Regards
