me la compro io !!!
leo
Ho appena vinto la lotteria
mi è arrivata una e-mail di congratulazioni:
CONGRATULATIONS! FINAL AWARD EURO.MILLION LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
... ho tolto i riferimenti così non fate i furbi per prendervi voi la
vincita ;-)
Chissà quale sito porno ho visitato... ho ricevuto mail di ogni genere: da
prìncipi della Nigeria, donne insoddisfatte, maghi dell'erezione, farmacisti
generosi, ma una lotteria non l'avevo mai vinta.
Che barca compro?
" EURO MILLION LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
CALLE MOSTOLES 23C PISO 6G 28923 MADRID ESPANA.
DATE:15TH NOV, 2005.
FROM:THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD...
REFERENCE: ******
BATCH: EGGS******
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the euro million Lottery =
international programs held on the 6th of November 2005. Your E-mail address
=
attached to Ticket number ************ with Serial number *************=
drew the lucky numbers **************, which consequently won in the 1st =
category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of EURO=80=
1,000,000.00 (One Million Euro).
This is from a total cash prize of EURO=8010,000,000.00 Million shared =
amongst Ten International Lucky Winners in the Category A + (Plus).
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
T
his lottery is a promotional program by EURO MILLION LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
(Biggest lottery Organization in the ESPANA) to advertise to the world its =
existence.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from =
over 50,000 companies and 2,000,000 individual email addresses from all over
=
the world, as part of our international promotions program, which we intend
=
to conduct several times a year.
Be informed that your documents have to pass our authority to obtain a =
clearance, which shall be attached to your document in readiness of the =
subsequent onward transfer into your nominated bank account with 24 hours of
=
completion of the authentication.
Due to the possibility of unscrupulous individuals filing a double claim, we
=
suggest that you keep this award strictly confidential until your claim has
=
been processed and notarized and your certificate of award obtained.
This is in conformity with the lottery claim regulations by our Organization
=
& High Court of Justice.
This is part of our security protocol measures to avoid double claiming and
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unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants/non participants.
All winnings must be claimed not later than 18th November 2005. After this =
date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Anybody under =
the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
To file for your claim, please contact our /your processing agent
DR. ***** ****** (SANTALUCIA SECURITY COMPANY)
TEL:0034-***-***-*** .
Email:********@*******.biz
NOTE: All winnings must be notarized and a certificate of award must be =
obtained from the High Court of Justice to complete the claims process, this
=
certificate can only be obtained through legal representation so winners
will =
be referred to a lawyer to assist in this process.
Winners are to cover the legal charges for the notarization of the claims =
form and the acquisition of the certificate of award not EURO MILLION =
LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.
In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, provide the
following =
when replying:
You are required to present your information of identity to prove you are
the =
user of this email address, either your country passport or any other valid
=
identity is required.
Delays will compel us to disperse your funds, in other words, we shall
divert =
your funds as stated above.
Kindly remember to quote your reference number numbers in all
correspondence.
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Finally, you call on us and make sure that you save a copy of this mail and
=
note every letter clearly as stated for we will not be held responsible =
should there be any complications in this transaction due to laxity on your
=
part.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being
=
part of our promotional program.
We wish you good fortunes.
Sincerely yours,
MRS,COMFORT JOSE
Lottery Co-ordinator Espana
NOTICE: You have received this message from the EURO MILLION LOTTERY =
INTERNATIONAL PRIZE dept. at your e-mail address because you have visited
=
on of our sponsored sites and have voluntarily given your email address to =
receive mails from
their sponsors.If you wish to be taken out of this list do not reply to this
=
mail, reply to the agent with the words remove. If you are not the intended
=
recipient, you must not, directly or indirectly, use, disclose, distribute,
=
print or copy any part of this message. If you believe you have received =
this message in error, please delete it and all copies of it from your
system =
and notify the sender immediately by reply e-mail.
Thank you. "
Leo
BC
materiale che ti ho richiesto, please. :-))
Claudio.-
Ma l'hai ricevuta la mail?
"leo" <l...@nautik.it> ha scritto nel messaggio
news:0WCef.40276$65.11...@twister1.libero.it...
leo
> Senti Leo, prima di partire per la tangente, preparami il fagottino con il
> materiale che ti ho richiesto, please. :-))
>
> Claudio.-
>
> Ma l'hai ricevuta la mail?
Oops, sorry, ieri ero un po' impantanato, oggi ti rispondo :-)
Ciao
Leo
Pietro C.
Una "De Tono" mi raccomando.
Oppure una di quelle che NON siamo venuti a vedere al Salone di Gevona (come
dice Giulia).
Pietro
Gulliver
>
>
> Una "De Tono" mi raccomando.
non meno di 52"
ROTFL
--
Gulliver
"Even more charming and polite than is his wont, of elegant appearance
and gentlemanly speech, smooth and discreet in his stealth"
leo
> "Gulliver" ha scritto:
> > Una "De Tono" mi raccomando.
>
> non meno di 52"
>
> ROTFL
Mandarin 52" - The ultimate in luxury cruising
http://www.mandarin52.com
From China - 499K $
nun c'ha manco er boma, nun ce sbatto la capoccia
è DDe Tono ?
:-)
Leo
Gulliver
>
>
> Mandarin 52" - The ultimate in luxury cruising
> http://www.mandarin52.com
> From China - 499K $
>
> nun c'ha manco er boma, nun ce sbatto la capoccia
>
> è DDe Tono ?
>
perfetta!
:-)