hi nice ones............

[Bindu K.R]

I know all the teachers will appreciate these jokes

 
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TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find     North America  .. 
MARIA:          Here  it  is. 
TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered     America ? 
CLASS:          Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on  the floor? 
JOHN:           You told  me to do it without using  tables.
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile?' 
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:   No, that's wrong 
GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I spell it.    
(I   Love this child) 
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for  water? 
DONALD:       H I J K L M N  O
TEACHER:    What are you talking  about? 
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.    
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TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have  today
that we didn't have  ten years ago. 
WINNIE:        Me!
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so  dirty? 
GLEN:           Well,  I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.    
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TEACHER:      Millie, give me a sentence starting with  '  I.  ' 
MILLIE:          I   is..
TEACHER:      No, Millie..... Always say, 'I   am.' 
MILLIE:          All right...   'I am the ninth letter of the  alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his  father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do  you know why his father didn't punish  him? 
LOUIS:            Because  George still had the axe in his  hand....    
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TEACHER:         Clyde , your composition on  'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy  his? 
CLYDE  :          No, sir.. It's  the same dog.     
(I  want to adopt this kid!!!) 
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on  talking when people are no longer  interested?
HAROLD:      A  teacher