For your KNOWLEDGE

[Achira Liyanage]

3 Easy Ways to Die : 

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.


Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.


Love Someone Truly - You will die daily. 




1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her

   that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 



2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : 


    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD 

    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 


1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE. 



4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD... He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman..

   Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. 

   Moral : BE SPECIFIC



6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest..

    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.. 

   Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. 

  Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. 

  Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. 

  Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.



7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.. 

   If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.



8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. 


     Answer : On their MARRIAGE.



9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. 

    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. 


10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. 

     Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

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