MUST READ INTERVIEW

[nighil mohan]

• must READ INTERVIEW : engineesrs brain
  
  A female teacher,was hving a problem wit...h a boy in
  her class of 3rd grade.
  The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,Ï'm
  smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
  The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his
  complains & took d boy 2 d Principal's office. She
  explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2
  test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade
  should know.
  Principal: What's 3+3?
  Boy: 6
  Principal: 6+6?
  Boy: 12 & so on..
  The Principal asked d boy many ques $ the boy got
  them right.
  The Principal den asked M'am 2 send d boy 2 4th
  grade.
  M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the
  Principal agreed.
  M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ï've only 2 of?
  Boy: Legs
  M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont
  have?
  Boy: Pockets
  M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy,
  oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
  Boy: Coconut
  M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out
  soft & sticky?
  The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he
  could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
  Boy: Bubble Gum
  M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2
  get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
  Boy: Tent
  The principal was looking restless
  M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when
  u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what
  am I?
  Boy: Wedding Ring
  M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I
  drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
  Boy: Nose
  M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with
  a quiver
  Boy:Arrow
  M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u
  dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
  Boy:Fork
  M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some
  men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man
  gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
  Boy: Surname
  M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has
  muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is
  responsible 4 making love?
  Boy: Heart
  The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the
  teacher:-
  'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10
  questions wrong myself
  

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Nighil....