New Fresh Jokes and PJ's

[nighil mohan]

 

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

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How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind for you?
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why the Hell Should I recognise?

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We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
forfor as FortyFoyour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench association

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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and

Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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What's the difference between Pongal the idly?

think.think..think...

You will get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does the bride & groom exchange garlands at the time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... 

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Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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Difference between Friend & Wife
You can Tell your Friend you are my Best Friend
But
Do you have courage to tell your Wife
You are my Best Wife? 

 

 

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Nighil....