Hello? Hello? Hello?

[mgr...@mstvp.com]

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me

Is there anyone at home?

Come on now

I hear you're feeling down

Well I can ease your pain

Get you on your feet again

Relax

I'll need some information first

Just the basic facts

Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain you are receding

A distant ship smoke on the horizon

You are only coming through in waves

Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying

When I was a child I had a fever

My hands felt just like two balloons

Now I've got that feeling once again

I can't explain you would not understand

This is not how I am

I have become comfortably numb

Sincerely,

Michael Graves
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[Chris Wilson]

g'day

Sent from my Mi Xiaomi as the Chinese Government spying on me scares me less

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[Suzanne Bowen]

Now that's a set of lyrics absolutely worthy of discussion! I see at least one reference to webRTC, for example. And "hands felt just like two balloons"...I've understood but never could explain with the right words. Thanks, Michael. Oh, does Randy play this on his guitar?

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I believe there is!

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uh-huh

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[jungle Boogie]

A lesser known version...
"Hello,
Are there any experts out there?
Please reply if you can help me.
I just rm -rf'ed /home"

"I don't know how
But I need this feature now.
My users are pained
I need my server up again."

"Relax.
The list needs a dmesg first.
Just the basic facts
Stop whining between your blurts."

There is no wifi, you are pleading.
Vendor firmware not on horizon.
Packets only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.
Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.
Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.
Now we've got that feeling once again.
We can't explain, you would not understand.
This is just how you are.
Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.

OK
Just a little firewall pin prick
There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!
You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.

Can you upgrade?
We do believe it's working, good.
That'll keep you going for a while.
Our patience is at null.

There is no wifi, you are pleading.
Vendor firmware not on horizon.
Packets only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.
Fork-bomb child.
I can no longer handle reading misc.
I want to scrape out both my eyes.
I tried to reply but your address bounced.
I give you my middle finger now.
My inner child is crushed.
My dreams are gone.
You ... have become comfortably dumb.

https://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html#60d

[mgr...@mstvp.com]

I knew I liked mailing lists for a reason! This is the sort of thing people just don't do in IM.

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[Chris Wilson]

JB !!! That is awesome

RR & MG there are some things that "just work" 

I have been enjoying Mastodon, but not on that instance I ran into Randy on. Apparently treating people equally makes me a "class reductionist" and I got booted....but that sort of complaining is not for this audience.... :-)

Happy Friday from Sydney Australia 

/c

Sent from my iPhone because I have given up trying to fight against it anymore 

On 29 Sep 2017, at 04:42, "mgr...@mstvp.com" <mgr...@mstvp.com> wrote:

I knew I liked mailing lists for a reason! This is the sort of thing people just don't do in IM.

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[Karl Fife]

Hey Chris Wilson.  I just sent a very high performance server to your neck of the woods, to the ASX (Liquidity Centre).  Literally just got racked up this week.  Small world.  :-)

[Chris Wilson]

Hey Karl

It is, cosmically speaking

You didn't come out with your server ? The weather in Sydney has been sensational:-)

/c 

Sent from my iPhone because I have given up trying to fight against it anymore 

[Karl Fife]

I nearly did.  We were trying to get it racked up in time to start trading on October 1.  Flying there in person was a way to accelerate getting the server through customs.  Also, it's crazy expensive to ship large metal objects to the Emerald City, so it wouldn't have been so costly (free vacation).  Also, never been there. Unfortunately, lots more work to do, so no time to play just yet. 

:-)

[Chris Wilson]

Gravity is expensive to ship to .au even more expensive to ship 6Kgs of Tim Tams to the UK....long story

Anyway Karl, when you do finally make it to the land downunder, give me a call +61405555217

Also, if you need any boots on the ground, I am in Sydney's Inner West "Safe Space".....though the developers are moving in hard and fast. It's around 15 minutes to the City by train during business hours. If you ever get stuck, I'm more than happy to help out as remote hands.

/c

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