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[Murali Soundararajan]

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--- On Fri, 8/6/12, Peter Panchal <wgi....@gmail.com> wrote: From: Peter Panchal <wgi....@gmail.com> Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Humor from Great Minds To: "siddharth patel" <sidn...@yahoo.com>, "Amit Shah" <amit...@eth.net>, "MUKESH M" <mvpprod...@gmail.com>, yashwan...@yahoo.com, "nimish panchal" <nimish....@gmail.com>, "ambalalbhai" <apj...@verizon.net>, "kamal panchal" <amik...@live.com>, "Monark Panchal" <bij...@vodafone.co.nz>, "Dharmendra Varma" <DHV...@gmail.com> Date: Friday, 8 June, 2012, 8:15 AM  Sent: Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:55 PM Subject: Fw: Fw: Humor from Great Minds   Humor from Great Minds  for  Great People Like You . Enjoy, learn and put it (use ti) at the right time in life, "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... " Sir Norman Wisdom " One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. " Edgar Watson Howe " A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!" Doug Larson " A harmful truth is always better then..a useful lie! " Eric Bolton "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. " Erno Philips " I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. " Robert Paul " We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. " Phyllis Diller "Laughter is the closest distance between two people. " Victor Borge "Start every day with a smile and get it over with. " W.C. Fields "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. " Will Rogers " Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. " Mickey Rooney "Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. " Tim Allen " I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. " Woody Allen " Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." Erica Jong "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. " Elbert Hubbard " Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. " Wendell Johnson " In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. " Joey Adams " I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me." Henry Youngman "Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? " Benny Hill

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