Curt Welty
http://windwalker1938.wix.com/windwalker
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.” - Albert Einstein
One Misspelled Word!!
A guy texts his neighbor: “Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse, but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
The man, feeling cheated and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later, the guy gets a second text: “I really should use spell check! That should be ‘wifi’... not wife... Sorry.”