Yes, right. I used to think that I was stalking people, but I
discovered that I was really just paranoid but the dyslexia made me
think I was the one doing the stalking.
Now cut it out, you made me ruin a perfectly good joke by having to
explain it.
Try this one:
Rene Descartes walks into his favorite bar and the bartender asks
"Will you have the usual?" Descartes says "I think not" and
disappears.
Pretty funny, huh? For some reason hardly anyone gets it.