FW: I'm a man, I can fix that!

[Marco Sbezzo]

I'm a man, I can fix that...                                           Don't have a spoon?   I can fix that!   Seatbelt broken? I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)   New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!   No bottle opener? I can fix that!   Room too dark using compact fluorescents? I can fix that!   Electrical problem? I can fix that!   Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!   Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!   No ice chest? I can fix that!   Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!   Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!   Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!   Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.   Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!   Display rack falling over? I can fix that!     Desk overloaded? I can fix that!   Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that!   Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!   Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!   Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!   No skate park in town? I can fix that!   And - last but not least - - - -   Out of diapers? I can fix that!