Dear Intel Inc., go to
http://www.angelfire.com/oh/ponzinilogic/index.html This letter is being written to you in order to inform you of an exciting, new development from the good people at Ponzini’s Philosophy Shop which will have a profound positive influence on the marketability of your product. Our new technology, Trinary Visual Logic, (all patents pending) will provide for quick at-a-glance recognition of governmental proceedings, consensus of the people, business transactions or marketability, or nearly any other form of raw data on an international level courtesy of our unique color coding system based on the principles of the international stoplight. Computers may function properly on a binary system, however, when speaking of the human brain our Trinary Visual Logic is a much more accurate approach. Not only using two ambivalent fields, but also adding a third obsolete field to represent apathy covers the entire realm of human opinion. When implemented correctly our Trinary Visual Logic will allow society to function as one enormous brain.
How does this increase the marketability of my product you ask? To put it simply our product will in effect issue this threat to the general population: Buy a computer or risk having your opinion completely and utterly ignored by both private businesses and our own national government.
Beginning with our nations daily Congressional record translated into Trinary Visual Logic we plan to show the entire country how they can, in effect, keep up with the day-to-day voting of their Representatives and Senators in Washington by reading the newspaper, watching the television, or surfing the World Wide Web. With the country tuned in to the day-to-day proceedings of our government, politicians will be forced to follow consensus of the people or risk losing their jobs in the next election.
Next we at Ponzini’s Philosophy Shop will use this newly vested power of the peoples opinion to conduct our own surveys on controversial issues of the day via the information superhighway. The data from these surveys will once again be translated into our own Trinary Visual Logic and issued to the government so they will know literally how their constituents wish them to vote on an issue before the bill even reaches the voting stage of the legislative process.
Now to show you how the consensus opinion of the population can influence business operations. Once we at Ponzini’s have gained the necessary exposure, our Trinary Visual Logic Technology will be implemented into the corporate world to show big businesses exactly what their customers demand. For example, we will take a survey via the information superhighway on what products the consumers enjoy most from a specific company. The raw data collected from this survey will then be translated to our universal Trinary Visual Logic, mapped, and presented to the company on a daily basis. The marketing uses of our easy-to-read product will be nearly limitless. Whether it is used to adjust the prices of a product or the production of a product, corporations will never stop finding applications for our Trinary Visual Logic. The astounding part is that our product will not only show consumer opinion on a national or international scale, but will show same data on the smallest local levels allowing companies to implement much more specific regional marketing strategies than they ever thought possible.
Obviously without a computer people will lose the chance to make both their own government, and private sector corporations cater to them, while the computerized world will have a very powerful input into the functioning of both of those entities. Therefore the effect on the marketability of your product should be painstaking obvious, both on a national and international level. This is why we, Ponzini’s Philosophy Shop, are asking for your support in our enormous task. Just a small push from a people of your stature could turn the eminent into ominous.
Sincerely,
Your Prospective Partners
Ponzini’s Philosophy Shop ps
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